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What’s your favorite movie about buying a zoo?
Welp, bent it is, I guess.
There’s a lot wrong in the world but today I’m upset that in Disney Emoji Blitz, Dante’s emojis don’t come with him as a Spirit Animal. 200 gems and no Spirit Animal?!
Opening a beachwear store called “O Kaftan! My Kaftan!”
In junior high, a history teacher told me that with my smart mouth I’d never amount to anything. Years later, I did not win a Grammy.
#ShareYourRejection
Wait. Did I do that wrong?
blink-182 was invented in 1992 when a skateboard drank five Mountain Dews.
696 is a failed threesome with a spurned, sulking partner.
My iPhone needs to learn that “Postmates” is NOT misspelled.
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