Lisa Tozzi

Lisa Tozzi

Global News Director, BuzzFeed. NYTimes alumna. Master of Disaster. I'm buying all the hotdogs and I'm giving them to the good people.

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*Taps mic* Some professional news!

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Super excited to work with @NoahShachtman  and the team at @RollingStone !

“In second place, we have the Golden Retriever that was there. I don’t know why he was there; it seems to be sort of a mystery, although I have to believe the answer would be obvious if anyone seriously looked into it for a few minutes.”

I’m sad about Norm Macdonald, but also giggling thinking of “Happy Birthday Jesus, I hope you like crap.”

Thank you to everyone for the very kind wishes and congratulations today. I may have become a bit overwhelmed and am terribly awkward when people say nice things to me, but I truly appreciate it! 🤗

How Indigenous and immigrant communities will be affected by Texas abortion ban

There was/is a cardinal nest in our little yard (birds, not the team that beat up on the Mets) and now we have a couple of juvenile cards along with the male and female hanging out all the time. It’s Very Nice.

That moment, when you’ve been struggling with a 36-hour or so stomach bug when you are hoping to graduate to toast and are hoping for the best.

Come hang out and help raise money to rescue dogs like Quincy and celebrate the heroic people who save them.

I dig Only Murders In The Building, but why would they drive East to go to Jersey? (I mean it’s convenient that the last minute move to Long Island but ….)


FFS: Holding people responsible for their actions is not “cancel culture”.

“New filings claim there was a Plan B the militiamen had drawn up, that involved a takeover of the Michigan capitol building by 200 combatants who would stage a week-long series of televised executions of public officials.”

“Before Trump and his supporters embrace Immanuel’s medical expertise, though, they should consider other medical claims Immanuel has made—including ones about alien DNA and the physical effects of having sex with witches and demons in your dreams.”

I think about this at least once a week, but especially today.

Every dog at the KC Pet Project animal shelter is free to adopt, thanks to the Kansas City Chiefs defensive tackle. He paid off the adoption fees of more than 100 dogs.

In case there was any doubt: Turns out Mark and Patricia McCloskey are pretty, pretty, pretty horrible people. I ❤️ public records.

“Increasingly, Covid survivors say brain fog is impairing their ability to work and function normally.”

We need a WPA-like program to get people back to work. One small idea I have is enlisting out of work journalists to help with contact tracing. The skills one needs to do contact tracing are very much in sync with reporting tough stories.

They are driving him around to get him to stop screaming and fall asleep.