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Journalist @CBCNews, TV head & OG Internet person. I like comedy, computers, clothes and alliteration. My tweets are all your mom's. [lauren.oneil@cbc.ca]

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those weird white dudes from hamilton are in the news again
Those weird white dudes from Hamilton are in the news again:
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when it rains it freaking pours sick
When it rains it freaking pours :( #sick
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just out here living our best lives
Just out here living our best lives 👯‍♀️
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i literally growled at a motorist who wouldnt stop today as i was getting off the streetcar like full on teeth
I literally growled at a motorist who wouldn’t stop today as I was getting off the streetcar. Like, full on teeth baring “GRRRRR.”

Perhaps I spend too much time with cats.
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come and work with meeee
COME AND WORK WITH MEEEE!!!
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today in people hating my freaking guts
Today in people hating my freaking guts...
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my head it hurts each day it s getting worse my looks and smile have now become my curse
🎵 My head, it hurts
Each day it's getting worse
My looks and smile
Have now become my curse 🎵
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cp24 is in front of my condo building waiting for the damn bird now hahahahaha libertybirdnest
CP24 is in front of my condo building waiting for the damn bird now, hahahahaha. @libertybirdnest
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those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart do not know how to laugh either golda meir
"Those who do not know how to weep with their whole heart do not know how to laugh either." — Golda Meir

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canada s hitchhiking robot lasts just two weeks in us before getting decapitated smh
Canada's hitchhiking robot lasts just two weeks in US before getting decapitated. #smh
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irish villagers complain that fumes from the viagra factory are causing dogs to get boners
Irish villagers complain that fumes from the Viagra factory are causing dogs to get boners:
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this is the future of humanity in one disturbing photo
"This is the future of humanity in one disturbing photo"
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welcome to lebronto wethenorth
Welcome to #LeBronto: #WeTheNorth
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mit s crazy robot cheetah with laser eyes can jump over walls now so good luck evading it ever
MIT's crazy robot cheetah with laser eyes can jump over walls now, so good luck evading it. Ever.
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spotted in toronto a raccoon trying to get in to a cat cafe
Spotted in Toronto: A raccoon trying to get in to a cat café
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drake is opening a new restaurant in toronto called pick 6ix lebron james and dwyane wade were there last nigh
Drake is opening a new restaurant in Toronto called “Pick 6ix.” LeBron James and Dwyane Wade were there last night. It might serve sushi, but nobody knows for sure:
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an ontario parks employee who wishes to remain anonymous sent us this
An Ontario Parks employee who wishes to remain anonymous sent us this: #onpoli #climatechange
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cat sticks its head in a bag of flour looks like demonspawn
Cat sticks its head in a bag of Flour, looks like demonspawn:
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raptors win raptors win raptors win wethenorth letsgoraptors nbafinals
RAPTORS WIN, RAPTORS WIN, RAPTORS WIN!!! #WeTheNorth #LetsGoRaptors #NBAfinals
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