Mayor of Zero F**Ksville. 2-Time Emmy & Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time NYT Bestselling Author. 23 specials. 1 feature film.
Please @netflix give me a comedy special right now and let me call it “Kathy Griffin makes hilarious and often extremely offensive comments on the full hourlong #TrumpTapes until the DOJ arrests her” Thank you.
I’m still mad at Robert Mueller for not rising to the occasion in the myriad of ways he could have.
I am being sued in KY Federal court as well as KY State court by dozens of Covington High students because of 3 tweets I sent out. Remember the “Maga hat kid”? This is his attorney 👇 My case is going before the 6th Circuit Court of Appeals January 12. WHEN IS IT TRUMP’S TURN?
A) Twitter locked me out for a few minutes because I reposted my famous Trump photo. Tons of right wing blue checks from James Woods@RealJamesWoods to Q anon crazy Congresswoman Marjorie Greene@mtgreenee reported me. All I had to do was delete the post. Everyone in the WORLD...
B) ...has already seen that photo. It’s no big deal for me to delete one post. I do think it’s hilarious that all these elected officials and #TrumpCult influencers are obsessed with their number of Twitter followers and whether or not I’m still allowed to have an account. 🤣🤣🤣
“All politicians are the same, I’d like to try a businessman.” ”I can’t put my finger on it, but there’s something about her I just don’t like.” “She’s kind of shrill” These are comments I heard in 2016 from fellow Democrats. I HOPE YOU FUCKERS ARE HAPPY
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He’s lying. I was sent to the #COVID19 isolation ward room in a major hospital ER from a separate urgent care facility after showing UNBEARABLY PAINFUL symptoms. The hospital couldn’t test me for #coronavirus because of CDC (Pence task force) restrictions. #TESTTESTTEST
Serious question. Is there any chance the four surviving Presidents could stand together and address the nation, on prime time tv, about the risks every American faces by keeping Trump in office? Standing together. Carter, W, Bill Clinton, Obama. #TrumpMeltdown
I've known for years. He has always been super professional and discreet. I'm so glad he's decided to reveal this important information about Trump. Thank you Noel, I know this isn't easy.
My Mom, the one and only, Maggie Griffin, passed away today. I am gutted. My best friend. I’m shaking. I won’t ever be prepared. I’m so grateful you guys got to be part of her life. You knew her. You loved her. She knew it. Oh, and OF COURSE she went on St Patrick’s Day. 💔💔💔
There should be an investigation in to the election integrity of the @LindseyGrahamSC vs @harrisonjaime South Carolina Senate race.
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