Kathy Griffin

Kathy Griffin


Mayor of Zero F**Ksville. 2-Time Emmy & Grammy Award Winning Comedian. 2-Time NYT Bestselling Author. 23 specials. 1 feature film.

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@taylorswift13  SHINE THE LIGHT ON THEM. Who the f**k do these guys think they are? @scooterbraun  @scottborchetta  You, Taylor, have gone through the proper channels. That cost a fortune of your hard earned money. You created your own content. They don’t have talent, just greed. Stay the course.

Definitely sending the amazing Ambassador#Yovanovitch  a copy of this film. I hope she finds it cathartic and humorous. #YovanovitchIsAPatriotIsAPatriot 

Oh, this is my department. HOLY SHITBALLS!!!

@billprady  They merely tried to have vaginal sex with females and found they could not stop dry heaving. So for esophageal purposes they decided to just have male companions. Unless, of course, Photoplay was doing a home piece. Then they found a dutiful hag to pose with. You’re welcome.

“Oh, hiiiiieeee mommy and daddy. We thought you guys went out.”

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Same. Well, I’m actually a running back.

I did buy my library back, but I shouldn’t have HAD to.

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I truly thought my career would never recover after the Trump photo last year. In fact, I was repeatedly told by people in entertainment and politics that it wouldn’t. Tonight, in our nation’s Capitol, I’m performing for 3,000 people. I can’t say it enough: I’m so, so grateful

I've known for years. He has always been super professional and discreet. I'm so glad he's decided to reveal this important information about Trump. Thank you Noel, I know this isn't easy.

HILLARY DIDN'T EVEN LOOK AT HIM I LOVE HER

FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU and FUCK YOU and finally GO FUCK YOURSELF

Take his name out of your mouth you piece of shit. You maligned his military service while you did everything to avoid serving. You attacked him repeatedly while you knew he was dying. And you cozied up to Putin while he did everything he could to oppose him. Fuck You

A) Ok I have some thoughts on 's act and the reaction to it from members of the press and other DC insiders. For the record, I was in the room last night. 's set was great. She was hilarious and confident.

Every once in a while, Momma has to get a little savage.

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