Joe Lycett

Joe Lycett


I'm a fucking joke.

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When I say something like ‘you have 15 minutes you should be onto your binding’ that’s because I absolutely know that they should be onto their binding and not because a producer has just told me to say ‘you should be onto your binding’ #SewingBee 

I’m so drunk I’ve decided next tweet I’m gonna tell you who wins the #SewingBee 

The winner is Juliet. No idea who wins this year. #SewingBee 

I legit love the sewers on this show. This series and last. So talented and lovely and patient with me asking them questions when they just want to focus on their sewing. The judges on the other hand: VILE #SewingBee 

Tonight is the first of two special episodes of #GotYourBack . The studio is gone (we filmed the week before lockdown) so we’re working from home, but still tackling scammers and naughty companies. We start with a get rich quick scammer who I confront at his own conference! 📈🤗

PLUS an exclusive @kathbum  report which I think is one of the funniest things we’ve ever done. @channel4  at 8pm.

@EbenUpton  Please do! We didn’t make it clear that @Raspberry_Pi  is a truly wonderful thing and I apologise for that. These shows are so complicated to make and we get it wrong sometimes. Keep up the good work and I’ll see you in Beeston. 🤗

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Enjoyed #Panorama  and the interviews with people saying children reading about being gay makes them gay. Finally an explanation as to why I am now a cat in a hat.

So @HUGOBOSS  (who turnover approx $2.7 billion a year) have sent cease & desist letters to a number of small businesses & charities who use the word 'BOSS' or similar, including a small brewery in Swansea costing them thousands in legal fees and rebranding. (1/2)

FYI: LGBTQ+ people are in your schools. In your hospitals. We are in your families. We exist in every culture, in every religion, on every continent. You may not want your kids to know about us, but they will, because many of them are us, and we are really fucking cool. ?️‍?

girl are u the stock market? because you are behaving erratically and you fucked my mate’s dad

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