part-time actor, full-time kook, full-time #resistance
@tedcruz @SethrogenHow 'bout if you're two billionaire brothers looking to go on a fracking shopping spree w/ $35M in US gov-backed loans originally intended for smaller guys trying to survive a pandemic? Lee Harvey Oswald Cruz is for you, yeah, Tex? Sit this one out maybe.
Were you cryogenically frozen, Champ, and just thawed out?
@RexChapman Pleading with the 'grab 'em by the pussy,' creep-into-the-girls-dressing-room-at-the-teen-pageant, alligators-in-a-moat-under-the-wall-to-eat-migrants, dancin'-and-gigglin'-with-Jeffrey-Epstein casino bum guy to save you from the devil?
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May the election of Trump bring forth the fiercest, smartest, toughest generation of ass-kicking women this country could possibly imagine.
If a knee in Freddy Gray's back upset you as much a knee on the ground, this would be over.
A bomb exploded in the middle of a major American city on Christmas Day and the President of the United States makes no comment? I know we're talking about @realDonaldTrump , but come on.
Kneel so hard Sunday the earth shakes.
Hi @VP Mike Pence, Nazis marched again yesterday in Virgina. Yeah, they killed a woman last time out & maimed folks. But those knees, right?
Former Haitian dictator ‘Baby Doc’ Duvalier “used a Panamanian shell company...to buy apartment 54-K in Trump’s Manhattan tower for $446,875 cash. Trump signed the deed of sale.” When you forget you launder money through your shithole criminal syndicate.
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