On the one hand, being on parental leave during the impeachment trial is disorienting since I'm used to following all things Congress. On the other hand, I had lunch at Whole Foods with a laughing baby and sang her ALL the words to "What A Feeling" as it blared on the speakers.

My mom: What do you think of Michael Bloomberg? He's doing this wrong. He got into the race too late. Me: Well, Deval Patrick too. Mom: Who? 😂

@MayorHodges  We were just talking about this tonight over here. I don't mind it, but I get that it's not great if you're a sober person or generally prefer not to smell weed everywhere. Fresh air is better!

So the National Archives -- the venerable federal agency that bills itself as “the nation’s record keeper" -- blurred out signs that were critical of Trump or had the words "vagina" and "pussy" in photos from the 2017 Women's March. This is fine!

Happy slightly belated birthday @DollyParton ! You are a national treasure and if I owned this shirt I would wear it today.

Dolly Parton has so many hilarious quotes. One of my faves: "I'm not offended by all the dumb blonde jokes because I know I'm not dumb -- and I also know that I'm not blonde."

I'm glad they're covering it!

In a break from tradition, I am endorsing all 12 Democratic candidates 😂

"Take your passionnn... and make it happennnn" I'M SINGIN WITH YOU EVERY TIME GURL