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on brand hancock county maine
On brand. @ Hancock County, Maine
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corn hole and low tide is both a description of this picture and a brand new detective show coming at you this
Corn Hole and Low Tide is both a description of this picture and a brand new detective show coming at you this fall on ABC. @ Bay View Market And Take Out
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am also real
Am also real
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maine is of course primarily known as the birthplace of putty experiments maine
Maine is of course primarily known as the birthplace of putty experiments. @ Maine
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first notification on my phone this am maine rolling out that welcome wagon maine
First notification on my phone this AM. Maine rolling out that welcome wagon. #bepreparedforimmersion #knowhowtoperformrescues @ Maine
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well here i am again
Well, here I am again.
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verdict no 420 has nothing to do with 420 and everything to do with an adult brother and sister fighting over
#judgejohnhodgman Verdict No. 420 has nothing to do with 420 and EVERYTHING to do with an adult brother and sister fighting over how to spend their birthday money from their parents, as well as this book…
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ava saw you in the crossword today
@ava saw you in the crossword today!
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i will see you here on thursday tom w via bamcinematek
I will see you here on THURSDAY (tom'w) via @BAMcinematek
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also you can watch the mayor do gentle stretches at the ninth street in park slope almost any weekday mid morn
@SarahKSilverman @LibyaLibertyAlso you can watch the mayor do gentle stretches at the ninth street @ymcain Park Slope almost any weekday mid morning.

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stupid turn the cameras on get thrown out do it again the next time and again that is the story not your dumb
stupid. turn the cameras on. get thrown out. do it again the next time. and again. THAT is the story. not your dumb, cowardly life hack.
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it is hard not to conclude that something is happening at the nytimes
It is hard not to conclude that something is happening at the @nytimes.
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hi maine taxpayer future maine voter here you were pretty inspiring for a second there but caving to mcconnell
Hi . Maine taxpayer/future Maine voter here. You were pretty inspiring for a second there, but caving to McConnell's illusory promises to push through this dumb mess of a tax cut for the wealthy is gross and no one will applaud you at the airport anymore. Goodbye.
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i don t ask for rts but if you see a senator s in my feed this june and you don t rt it just unfollow me ps se
I don't ask for RTs. But if you see a Senator's # in my feed this June and you don't RT it, just unfollow me. PS Sen Collins= (202)224-2523.
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i dont need to block you i dont need to mute you you will disappear in my tl like rain on a gulls wing time mu
I don’t need to block you. I don’t need to mute you. You will disappear in my TL like rain on a gull’s wing. Time mutes you. Life blocks you
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1 here s what seems plausible to me trump just likes flynn thinks he s just a good white dude
1. Here's what seems plausible to me. Trump just likes Flynn. Thinks he's just a good white dude.
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every republican senator who isn t lisamurkowski or senatorcollins should go home to their state apologize to
Every Republican senator who isn't @lisamurkowski or @SenatorCollins should go home to their state, apologize to a teacher, and then resign.
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when are white leaders going to renounce their culture s obsession with violence
When are white leaders going to renounce their culture's obsession with violence?
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for a certain style of trump supporter causing imaginable pain and trauma to brown families at the border is t
For a certain style of Trump supporter, causing imaginable pain and trauma to brown families at the border is the whole point.
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this guy in the cafe and i agree that we liked the earthquake when it first started but now it s like the wron
This guy in the cafe and I agree that we liked the earthquake when it first started. But now it's like, the wrong people are into it.
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