Author, THE CAPED CRUSADE. Unauthor, SUPERMAN: THE UNAUTHORIZED BIOGRAPHY. Panelist, NPR’s Pop Culture Happy Hour.
HOT SERVER: Any bread? ME: Nope. HOT SERVER: (looks me over) ME: ... HOT SERVER: I get it. (WINK) ME: 400 percent tip is that mathematically possible or
Ooh wait I know this one - so now that Richard Madden’s broken up with his roommate he’ll go over to his mate’s flat for some brews and his mate’ll be all “That guy’s a wanker” and Richard will be like “Too right” and his mate’ll be like “Wanna massage I’m getting certified” and
MARY: How's the room? JOSEPH: Um ... rustic. MARY: It's clean, though? JOSEPH: Well, it's not immaculate. (To self) But then who is. MARY: Hm? JOSEPH: Nothing.
How To Train Your Dragon How To Train Your Dragon 2 Um Ok Your Dragon Really Should Be Trained By Now Your Dragon's Not The Problem Dude
64 years ago today, THE FELLOWSHIP OF THE RING was published. 64 years ago tomorrow, the first jerk asked “Why don’t the eagles just fly them to Mordor?”