Frankie Boyle

Frankie Boyle

There now begins a period of quiet reflection

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The little theatre above the Hen and Chickens pub is where I worked up several misjudged and divisive live shows. They're some of the best folk in England, if you're in a position to help, please do.

Often the best way to get the public onside is a quick description of your parents' sprawling estate

"I don't think you're fit to drive. Let's test my theory by you driving us somewhere."

They finally found an Englishman who doesn't know how to say sorry

Cummings genuinely baffled for a second there at Johnson being described as his boss

Hard to say that driving to a beauty spot to check whether your eyes work is outside the spirit of the guidelines

If. you. were. worried. about. whether. you. could. drive. safely. your. kid. wouldn't. have. been. in. the. fucking. car.

But I think that makes it stranger that he chose to drive his family back there while ill

Just waiting for all the Freedom of Speech guys to get outraged on behalf of Emily Maitlis


The message seems to be that construction workers should go back to work, on foot, to make money for people who don't care if they live or die.

Many British newspapers are on the verge of going bust, so there's never been a more important time to not buy one

Big shoutout to everyone who voted Tory thinking they would only fuck up life for other people

I wonder when the press will decide the thousand person body count tops what kind of spirits Boris Johnson is in?

If you've ever wondered what it would take for the British media to really take this government to task, well it's not nearly a thousand deaths a day.

Honestly, why are they still doing the weather? We're indoors mate.

That kids have got to take time out of their childhoods to explain climate science to us should be a matter of profound shame

A cynic would suggest that the government is creating ambiguity to make it easier for employers to force people to return to work, which is why I'm suggesting it.

It seems there are some drawbacks to electing people who are fundamentally indifferent to human life