Frankie Boyle

Frankie Boyle

There now begins a period of quiet reflection

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Here's yesterday's election article in case you missed it. Have a powerful Sunday people.

This is an interesting guide to tactical voting in key marginals. To flick through them you use the wee arrows at the top left. Probably that would be obvious to even a child, but wasn't to me.

@Lloyd_Cole  Man, your albums were such a big part of life in our house. Rattlesnakes on vinyl, Easy Pieces we'd taped off someone, and me and my brother saved up to get Mainstream together. I hope life is treating you with all due respect.

After all we've heard about the lies of the Leave campaign, this election has actually been worse, and the media -unbelievably - still seem to trust things they're told by the very people who ran that campaign.

The mother staged the photo and then was upset that it was politicised? That's your story?

Check your WhatsApp, the Queen died a few days ago


That kids have got to take time out of their childhoods to explain climate science to us should be a matter of profound shame

Set your Apple Face ID to your comeface, so that if someone mugs you for your phone they at least have to wank you off first

If you didn't get the exam results you wanted, it's worth remembering that life on Earth will soon be over

I don't see why the last day of the Olympics shouldn't be all the gold medalists playing dodgeball till we have an ultimate champion

Don't get me wrong, I think someone trying to beat possibly history's best defensive boxer purely by being a mad cunt is actually beautiful

Enjoy living in a timeline where because Corbyn's glasses are a bit wonky you're two years away from living in a tent city outside an Amazon warehouse trying to Gofund a tonsillectomy #ITVDebate 

You’ll grow up not every really knowing if you deserve love, but one day you’ll meet someone who loves you, and you’ll be able to accept yourself. Then, once they really get to know you, they’ll find you unbearable and leave, but the important thing is to stay hydrated.

All the average British punter wants is to be paid less than £10 an hour and be incinerated in a nuclear holocaust, and good luck to em

I'm reading a defence of free speech in a paper that tried to have me arrested and charged with obscenity for making a joke about the Queen