Frankie Boyle

Frankie Boyle

There now begins a period of quiet reflection

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They said it was political correctness that would end Christmas, but it was actually electing people who try to source medical supplies through their mate's pest control firm

Who can say whether government spies placed in social movements should be allowed to commit crimes? I think we'll have to accept that it's just one of those unsolvable moral conundrums.

If the government starving children seems irrational, remember that they hate you

I think that, sooner or later, the British will re-enter Europe, admittedly as refugees

We could have 100% furlough if we weren't spending countless billions renewing Trident to defend our rainy plague island against nobody

Americans, there's no shame in just putting the whole thing out of your mind, having an early night, and waking up being dragged to a re-education camp by a racist cyborg

I'm all for a Green New Deal in Britain, but I wonder if naming it after an economic stimulus programme in another country nearly 90 years ago is the best piece of political branding

Can't wait to get back to normality; slowly dying on a rock that's spinning around the Sun in what appears to be an otherwise lifeless Universe

Any post denying the prevalence of a certain type of racism.. Islamophobia; anti-semitism; anti-black, etc usually has an example of that type of racism in the replies


The message seems to be that construction workers should go back to work, on foot, to make money for people who don't care if they live or die.

It's weird how extreme an idea like defunding the police is painted in Britain when defunding the arts, libraries, education, mental health, and the NHS have been public policy for decades

Big shoutout to everyone who voted Tory thinking they would only fuck up life for other people

Many British newspapers are on the verge of going bust, so there's never been a more important time to not buy one

That kids have got to take time out of their childhoods to explain climate science to us should be a matter of profound shame

I don't see why the last day of the Olympics shouldn't be all the gold medalists playing dodgeball till we have an ultimate champion

I wonder when the press will decide the thousand person body count tops what kind of spirits Boris Johnson is in?

Set your Apple Face ID to your comeface, so that if someone mugs you for your phone they at least have to wank you off first

Don't get me wrong, I think someone trying to beat possibly history's best defensive boxer purely by being a mad cunt is actually beautiful

If you've ever wondered what it would take for the British media to really take this government to task, well it's not nearly a thousand deaths a day.