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God this is so good
Extremely relatable
Don't bet on Omarosa going quietly!
Thank you @Pernod_Ricard for one of the greatest holiday party gift bag items of all time
Fuck you Q train!
Friend at the bar puts his phone in my face: "Moore lost."

Me:
Computer, show me the most 70s shit ever
Love how Twitter is showing video ~views~ again.

Now, just divide this ~view~ total by like 20 for a number that's closer to the truth
Total(1) => 0.17648792266846 f_f_QM(2) => 0.10511994361877 indS(2) => 0.047193050384521 indM(2) => 0.050987958908081 indM_1(2) => 0.012428283691406 indM_2(2) => 0.001492977142334 indM_4(2) => 0.0054268836975098 indM_5(2) => 0.0072050094604492 indM_6(2) => 0.0016779899597168 indM_7(2) => 0.012578964233398 indM_8(2) => 0.006572961807251 f_f_pTL(2) => 0.060268878936768 f_f_dT(18) => 0.056685447692871