Candy and crunchy! Fries and other carbs! What do you think!

Please drop the best sandwiches you’ve ever had in LA here. Note, please no tweets that contain the words “not LA but”, thank u! That should get it down about 50%

Oh wow here we go

See john’s Instagram stories for the “spaniversary” dinner he is making me 😩 Spanish tapas followed by seafood paella!

Forced sterilization is genocide. The future will label it as genocide, so let’s call it this now.

The guys from sando itchi taught john how to make some of their famous Japanese egg sandwiches. So fluffy 😩🙏🏼🥰 bedside delivery!

And now, the worst:

My daughter is officially pulling this shit! I didn’t do this til I was 13. She’s downstairs with my mom. Told her to not use the dumpling doll for a head next time

Of all in unimaginable shit I’ve gotten myself into here, my first muted thread was a thread about: popovers.

Just had a really scary morning 😩 huge clot, almost save-worthy. The scramble to hear the heartbeat seemed like hours. I never thought I’d relief sigh so much in my liiiiife