christine teigen

christine teigen


de-motivational speaker

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what’s the most expensive thing you’ve eaten that you thought sucked?

one time john and I were at a restaurant and the waiter recommended a nice Cabernet. We got the bill and it was 13,000 dollars. HOW DO U CASUALLY RECOMMEND THAT WINE. we didn’t even finish it and it had been cleared!!!

hey, not everything I say on my twitter is going to be relatable to you because it is my life and my twitter and my stories. I see your tweets, I get your jokes, you are so funny, yes, you really nailed me

please list some good ways to help Texas here - for me and for all of us:

I have tweeted a handful of times since my treasured @PresElectBiden  following. In order for me to flourish as me, I must ask you to please lord unfollow me. I love you!!! It’s not you it’s me!!!!

bitch fuck shit suck the d I am FREE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Has anyone tried the Popeyes fried Cajun fish sandwich???? I need

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After 9 years of hating Donald J Trump, telling him "lol no one likes you" was the straw

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In celebration of whatever the fuck maga night is, I am committed to donating $100,000 to the bail outs of protestors across the country.

John when you tell him he looks like Arthur

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Trump HATES the fact this has empty seats. Definitely don’t share this. It will upset him so.

lol what a pussy ass bitch. tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president.

I am so stupid and so tired please stop expecting things from me

And KEEP THIS SAME ENERGY WHEN YOU VOTE. The worst thing that could happen is this all happening for nothing.

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