christine teigen

christine teigen


de-motivational speaker

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If you are struggling for a Christmas gift for someone, get them a barefoot dreams blanket. I use mine 365. It stretches and wraps over your shoulders and feet and nothing else compares.

Hey not everything is an ad? im just suggesting something cool. get it or don’t.

I don’t hide anything. I fight in cars, I fight at home, I fight at the airport. I don’t care. John just won’t fight back.

I was always so nervous. I never knew what I was gonna do next. I still don’t really know. But it’s okay. Don’t just survive. Live!

LUIGI’S MANSION 3 IS AN INCREDIBLE WORK OF ART.

I can’t stop power vacuuming everything in the room absolutely everything

I know I just have literally no idea what the cash is for??

I tried to FaceTime @andylassner  and he answered and immediately hung up on me

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lol what a pussy ass bitch. tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president.

John when you tell him he looks like Arthur

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After 9 years of hating Donald J Trump, telling him "lol no one likes you" was the straw

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I am so stupid and so tired please stop expecting things from me

Fuck my fucking face I’m about to get skinny as fuck

John got wine drunk and sang a song at universal studios last night

How is John taking off my jewelry "relationship goals" like your fuckin boyfriend won't take your necklace off jfc leave him

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