christine teigen

christine teigen


de-motivational speaker

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It’s so good. Never using real marshmallows again

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I make enough! I’m happy. Just like sharing stuff I love!

Need a new game for my switch. Looking for similar to Shantae but also love anything similar to donkey kong, odyssey, etc. never got into zelda (should I?)

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lol what a pussy ass bitch. tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president.

John when you tell him he looks like Arthur

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After 9 years of hating Donald J Trump, telling him "lol no one likes you" was the straw

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I am so stupid and so tired please stop expecting things from me

Fuck my fucking face I’m about to get skinny as fuck

John got wine drunk and sang a song at universal studios last night

How is John taking off my jewelry "relationship goals" like your fuckin boyfriend won't take your necklace off jfc leave him

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