christine teigen

christine teigen


de-motivational speaker

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I’m watching mrs doubtfire for the first time. I know this will upset you but I needed to be honest.

I absolutely cannot believe the whole thing is about him being a nanny TO HIS OWN FAMILY WHO HAS NO IDEA

hens. lot of cooking time left, these have been blackened before roasting so don’t say shit about the broth

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@chelseaperetti  do you eat clams? amazing to top clams linguini with toasted garlic bread crumbs. or make into crumbs and toss with finely grated parmesan to roll and bake zucchini fries with

soooo many of you have made my banana bread and it makes me so happy because I worked insanely hard getting it PERFECT. now I would like to gift you the gift of THE BEST CARROT CAKE IN THE WORLD from Southern Living mag - it is B O N K E R S

you bake the layers, then drown each one in glaze til it's all soaked up. the cake itself is crazy moist, almost gooey, then some cream cheese frosting. my wedding cake was a carrot cake, that's my love for carrot cake. and this is 10000 times better than my wedding cake

I think the surprise ingredient is the crushed canned pineapple - honestly even if you normally hate carrot cake, please, please try to make this one.

oh DUH sorry here is the link to the best carrot cake OF ALL TIME

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lol what a pussy ass bitch. tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president.

John when you tell him he looks like Arthur

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After 9 years of hating Donald J Trump, telling him "lol no one likes you" was the straw

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I am so stupid and so tired please stop expecting things from me

Fuck my fucking face I’m about to get skinny as fuck

Wow how can we choose from such a diverse bunch

How is John taking off my jewelry "relationship goals" like your fuckin boyfriend won't take your necklace off jfc leave him

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