lol what a pussy ass bitch. tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president.

John when you tell him he looks like Arthur

After 9 years of hating Donald J Trump, telling him "lol no one likes you" was the straw

Uhhhhhh. Yeah. We know.

I am so stupid and so tired please stop expecting things from me

😂 11 years later, baby

Fuck my fucking face I’m about to get skinny as fuck

happy birthday, @realDonaldTrump 

John got wine drunk and sang a song at universal studios last night

How is John taking off my jewelry "relationship goals" like your fuckin boyfriend won't take your necklace off jfc leave him