christine teigen

christine teigen


de-motivational speaker

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Education is Quay! @quayaustralia  is giving back this fall with $100k worth of scholarship money to help fuel your future, learn more here: #QUAYXCHRISSY  #quaypartner 

Always holding my pen and notebook but that baby is still blank #bringthefunny  (Keenan’s has boobs and Jeff’s has adorable doodles)

Drennon is so weird I love him so. I love weird. #bringthefunny 

I still want rocky on many screens and on many stages and in my home, somehow!!

Ugh @ItsMattRife  - couldn’t even get his damn name on Twitter

@mattrife  still tags me in every Instagram post of biceps and it’s ruining my marriage #bringthefunny 

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I am so stupid and so tired please stop expecting things from me

John when you tell him he looks like Arthur

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After 9 years of hating Donald J Trump, telling him "lol no one likes you" was the straw

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Fuck my fucking face I’m about to get skinny as fuck

How is John taking off my jewelry "relationship goals" like your fuckin boyfriend won't take your necklace off jfc leave him

Wow how can we choose from such a diverse bunch

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