christine teigen

christine teigen


de-motivational speaker

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Candy and crunchy! Fries and other carbs! What do you think!

Please drop the best sandwiches you’ve ever had in LA here. Note, please no tweets that contain the words “not LA but”, thank u! That should get it down about 50%

See john’s Instagram stories for the “spaniversary” dinner he is making me 😩 Spanish tapas followed by seafood paella!

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Forced sterilization is genocide. The future will label it as genocide, so let’s call it this now.

The guys from sando itchi taught john how to make some of their famous Japanese egg sandwiches. So fluffy 😩🙏🏼🥰 bedside delivery!

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My daughter is officially pulling this shit! I didn’t do this til I was 13. She’s downstairs with my mom. Told her to not use the dumpling doll for a head next time

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Of all in unimaginable shit I’ve gotten myself into here, my first muted thread was a thread about: popovers.

Just had a really scary morning 😩 huge clot, almost save-worthy. The scramble to hear the heartbeat seemed like hours. I never thought I’d relief sigh so much in my liiiiife

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After 9 years of hating Donald J Trump, telling him "lol no one likes you" was the straw

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In celebration of whatever the fuck maga night is, I am committed to donating $100,000 to the bail outs of protestors across the country.

Trump HATES the fact this has empty seats. Definitely don’t share this. It will upset him so.

John when you tell him he looks like Arthur

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lol what a pussy ass bitch. tagged everyone but me. an honor, mister president.

And KEEP THIS SAME ENERGY WHEN YOU VOTE. The worst thing that could happen is this all happening for nothing.

I am so stupid and so tired please stop expecting things from me

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