Chelsea Peretti

Chelsea Peretti


One of the Greats. Brooklyn Nine Nine. Hour stand-up special on Netflix. Podcast on itunes. CAPS AREN'T YELLING THEY R ACTION MOVIE LEVEL INTENSITY TWEETING.

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cruel ❤️ enjoy your babies, beautiful

why do kids always shout they want to see an old show when u show them a new show its like expand ur horizons brother

i dont want to get plastic shit or toys w batteries for xmas

Police chief calls out lawmakers for stalling Violence Against Women Act after officer killed during domestic violence call

✨how long do i wait before putting this photo of you and your children in the recyling bin season✨

i like warren & i like bernie i like warren more but ill be happy with either but also is it all rigged and going to be heavily influenced by misinformation campaigns and endless racism and fear of progress and climate denial and deep corruption and voter suppression etc? lmk

hating women is a national pastime ! ??????????????

✨shameless morally decrepit shortsighted old criminals with limp dicks and googly old pussies create a dictatorship!✨ US

I AM DESPERATE FOR THINGS TO BELIEVE IN!

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Vote like a bunch of school children were shot and a bunch of other children were put into camps indefinitely bc they werent white and like a journalist was murdered and like you are being lied to daily by rich liars who harass / assault women & wont renounce white supremacy

WHY DOES EVERY ONLINE RECIPE BEGIN WITH A 40 PAGE ESSAY ABOUT SOMEONES HUSBAND DOG AND KIDS AND A BRISK WALK THEY TOOK IN THE FALL AND HOW THEY LOVE THE CHANGING OF THE LEAVES AND THEIR DOGS FAVORITE TREAT. GIMME THE RECIPE HON MY SCROLL FINGER HURTS

I can’t get over the concept that women birthed every man. So every misogynist was brought into the world from the labor of a woman. The hate really is mind blowing

re self hate: theres better people to hate

PRO LIFE PEOPLE SHOULD BE OUT IN BIG NUMBERS AND VERY VOCAL AGAINST TREATMENT OF CHILDREN BEING KEPT IN DEADLY SQUALOR BY OUR GOVT

HAHA ANDRE IS A VERY SPECIAL SPIRIT AND OBVIOUS NATIONAL TREASURE W MOIST HANDS

B99 fans. Hiiiiiiiiiiii. Chelsea Peretti, here. I won't be doing a full season of Brooklyn Nine Nine in Season 6. But that doesn’t mean I won’t ever be back, winky face emoji, heart emoji. I want to thank you for the hours you spent watching Gina be Gina:

whatever happened to the bermuda triangle - feel like it gets no play anymore?

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