Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler


Comedian, TV personality, Activist and Psychic. #1 NYT Best Seller - LIFE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME? New iHeart Podcast every Thursday | Stand-Up Comedy Tour??

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🚨🚨🚨MARICOPA COUNTY, Arizona 🚨🚨🚨waiting in line to vote? Stay put — if you’re in line before 7 PM, you are guaranteed your right to vote! RT to spread the word.

If you voted absentee in AZ, GA, MI, NV, PA, WI— go check and make sure your ballot is counted.  AZ:   GA:    MI:   NV:   PA:   WI: 

This election isn't over until all the votes are counted— and when it comes to Pennsylvania, don't believe the fake news president. Listen to senior Senator@Bob_Casey  as we discuss the state is the race in PA LIVE at 6:30 PM ET:

Nothing says I love my supporters— like driving through your own rally on your way to play golf.

Can you imagine any woman sitting in the Oval Office throwing a temper tantrum for two weeks at having lost an election and refusing to concede? White men surely would have talked her down by now.

BREAKING: Members of Congress who spend hundreds of thousands of dollars on living expenses a year are confused why the American people can’t live off of $600. Story developing.

Reminder to everyone that Marco Rubio, is now vaccinated against the virus, and you are mostly likely not.

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Larry King called me when my dog Chunk died to see if I was doing okay, and to tell me how important dogs are in our lives. That really moved me, and I will miss his kindness and presence. ❤️

I’ve become attracted to Liz Cheney. Morals are sexy.

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Hey dumbass, global warming doesn’t only mean extreme heat; it means extreme weather. Hot and cold. Maybe buy a thermometer and shove it up your ass.

Imagine being incarcerated for a marijuana-related offense and then seeing it deemed “essential business”.

Trump says his daughter has been treated ‘so unfairly’ by Nordstrom. Oh, was she detained for 19 hours when she tried to enter the store?

If you want your beans without a side of racism, try other brands. I am.

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When you’re worried that your wife copied off of Michelle again.

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Chlorpyrifos is a chemical from Dow Chemical Company. It came from the nazis and is a nerve agent that does irreversible brain damage. It was supposed to banned this year, but trump decided to let it be used on fruits and vegetables. Dow gave trump 1 million dollars.

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