Chelsea Handler

Chelsea Handler

Comedian, TV personality, Activist and Psychic. #1 NYT Best Seller - LIFE WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME? New iHeart Podcast every Thursday | Stand-Up Comedy Tour??

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Larry King called me when my dog Chunk died to see if I was doing okay, and to tell me how important dogs are in our lives. That really moved me, and I will miss his kindness and presence. ❤️

I’ve become attracted to Liz Cheney. Morals are sexy.

If someone’s house was on fire and Republicans had a hose, they would debate for hours what to do— and then in the end they’d just drink from it.

It’s amazing that @piersmorgan  calls himself a journalist when time and time again, he seems to have missed the women’s movement. Or any movement really. Another day, another racist old white man using his privilege to throw tantrums on TV.

It must be nice that Piers Morgan gets to leave a situation when he feels uncomfortable but criticizes a black woman when she does the same. Qwhite interesting.

Some asshole’s get better. Some just stay the same. @piersmorgan ⁩

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The virus is returning to its original host.

So pathetic that there is a trial to prove that Derek Chauvin killed George Floyd when there is video of him doing so.

The man who lost the election and the state of Georgia as well as its two senate seats, is who is in charge of the Republican Party. These idiots are still paying him to rip them off. The level of stupidity is astounding.

Why would any person of color ever comply with a police officer when there is a 50/50 shot of getting “accidentally” shot?


Imagine being incarcerated for a marijuana-related offense and then seeing it deemed “essential business”.

If you want your beans without a side of racism, try other brands. I am.

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If you voted absentee in AZ, GA, MI, NV, PA, WI— go check and make sure your ballot is counted.  AZ:   GA:    MI:   NV:   PA:   WI: 

Students are being suspended for taking pictures of schools that aren’t following coronavirus safety protocols. Hopefully they don’t stop until every student is suspended and safe at home.

What does Mitch McConnell have to say about having one voting place for 600,000 people in the state of Kentucky? One location. Kentucky had over 3700 voting places in 2016, now they have 200. Vote him out. Today.

57 Buffalo police officers resigned in solidarity with their colleagues who were suspended for pushing a 75 year old man to the ground, landing him in the hospital. 57 people in one police department that think knocking an elderly man to the ground is ok. #DefundThePolice 

Trump just instructed the American people to take the HCQ and a zpack, but if you have a heart condition, maybe not the zpack. Isnt it illegal to give medical advice to the public without being a doctor? How is it legal to even air that without a retraction?