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The Trump Impeachment is like the coronavirus vaccine – you need two doses, and still no guarantees.

If there’s one thing America needs right now, it’s a symbol of reconciliation between red and blue America. #Election2020 

“This idea of purity and you’re never compromised, and you’re always politically woke and all that stuff — you should get over that quickly.” - @BarackObama  #BlueRipple 

It’s tricky to follow but Trump’s case seems to be, “If you don’t count all those votes for Biden, I win in a landslide.”

Historians will have come up with a name for this period of our history. We had the Great Recession, followed by an economic expansion and from now on, I'm going to be referring to this period in history as #TheFucking .

The challenge for us is, how do you get people out of a cult? When you're fighting a cult you're not just fighting the leaders, but all the enablers who see you as an enemy. “Hate the cult, love the cultist.” #TrumpCult 

Back to school day! So excited to get back on the horse and start a new season of Real Time! If only it hadn't been a slow news week...


China is a dictatorship that, for decades, enforced a one child per family policy under penalty of forced sterilization. But they can't close down the farmer's market from hell? #CoronaVirus  #WetMarkets 

Message to Trump voters: Vote Democrat, because as soon as this election is over, no one will give a shit about the caravan. But you'll still have diabetes.

What's going on in NC, WI and MI is not getting nearly enough attention - this 'let's strip all of the Democrats' powers before they take office' - they never stop going lower. Media, do. your. fucking. job!!

Why can’t Democrats learn to do what Republicans do and just repeat 1 point that seals your case, as: “You said Mexico wld pay for the wall”...just say that 1 thing and nothing else till this mess is over! What else needs to be said?

Don't forget to set clocks back so we get an extra hour of laying in bed, staring at the ceiling and wondering how everything turned to shit

Hello 9 1 1? There s an old man beating a child on my tv

Tanks in the streets now? Shall we review the Dictator Checklist? You're a narcissist who likes to put his name on appoint family members to key govt positions..your rallies are threaten to lock up political opponents..your friends are other dictators

A prez shld really check where his own country is in the rankings for literacy, infant mortality, life expectancy, infrastructure, income inequality, percentage of women in govt, etc before saying who's the shithole country...