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Trump, the financial genius, is driving the economy over the cliff. Did you see what happened in the stock market this week? I spent more time gasping for breath than Jeffrey Epstein.

Yesterday David Koch, who funded climate-science deniers for decades died of prostate cancer. Mourners have been asked that in lieu of flowers to just leave their car engines running.

My pledge @realDonaldTrump  is that if you become a pit bull for planet Earth, you won't need Russia to hack my polling place. I will vote for you. I will take my paper ballot and put my prick next to your face. #TrumpSavesEarth ! #GOAT 

Hey I got my number of rep.s who voted to condemn BDS wrong - it’s actually even more, not 318, it’s 398

Some people have one move only: boycott. Cancel. Make-go-away. But here’s the thing, the house voted 318 to 17 to condemn the #BDS  movement, including 93% of Dems. Does Tlaib want to boycott 93% of her own party?

"Jay-Z's play, I believe, not only gives us a seat at the table, young people, young black America - it doesn't destroy what Kap kneeled for." – @KillerMike : @S_C_  #Kaepernick  #JayzNFL 

Armed and lonely. It's not a good combination. America has a loneliness crisis. 22 percent of millennials say they don't have any friends. 25 percent say they don't even have an acquaintance. #8chan  #Qanon  #MAGA  #WWG1WGA 

OK, sure, let's get right on that - but one other thing Mr. President, as long as we're talking: if you were to do a total 180 on the environment and become the most dogged fighter we've ever had agst climate change, pollution, killing species, etc...I'd vote for you.

I'm curious, how do you see a TV show "by accident"?


Message to Trump voters: Vote Democrat, because as soon as this election is over, no one will give a shit about the caravan. But you'll still have diabetes.

What's going on in NC, WI and MI is not getting nearly enough attention - this 'let's strip all of the Democrats' powers before they take office' - they never stop going lower. Media, do. your. fucking. job!!

Why can’t Democrats learn to do what Republicans do and just repeat 1 point that seals your case, as: “You said Mexico wld pay for the wall”...just say that 1 thing and nothing else till this mess is over! What else needs to be said?

Tanks in the streets now? Shall we review the Dictator Checklist? You're a narcissist who likes to put his name on appoint family members to key govt positions..your rallies are threaten to lock up political opponents..your friends are other dictators

Don't forget to set clocks back so we get an extra hour of laying in bed, staring at the ceiling and wondering how everything turned to shit

Stop saying both parties are equally to blame for the mess we're in. Congress isn't broken, the Republican party is broken.

As his speakership winds down and the U S posts "the widest Nov budget deficit on record" let's all reflect on the gutless, intellectual fraud that was Paul Ryans's career.

A prez shld really check where his own country is in the rankings for literacy, infant mortality, life expectancy, infrastructure, income inequality, percentage of women in govt, etc before saying who's the shithole country...