This is the year. This is 2020 and there are only three ways Trump goes: impeachment, election, or fried chicken. And I don’t have faith in the first or the third, so we are going to have to make that happen.
Last night after the show in Maui. Some of these people were not even paid, ahem... Thank u for supporting us, fabulous Maui audience!
If one more candidate up there tonight says "The real question is" "the real issue is", I'm going to...I'm going to have another drink, that's what! Also, can the moderaters shut the fuck up for ten seconds and let these people finish a thought?! #NotASeriousCountry
Congratulations to Meghan and Harry for taking my advice last night - wink wink - and going all the way! #BarelyRegal .
About Hillary's comments on Bernie and getting the Democrats fighting with each other: rethinking the whole "Lock her up" thing... That's an LOL in case you're stupid.
Message to Trump voters: Vote Democrat, because as soon as this election is over, no one will give a shit about the caravan. But you'll still have diabetes.
Tanks in the streets now? Shall we review the Dictator Checklist? You're a narcissist who likes to put his name on buildings...you appoint family members to key govt positions..your rallies are scary...you threaten to lock up political opponents..your friends are other dictators