The Trump Impeachment is like the coronavirus vaccine – you need two doses, and still no guarantees.
It’s tricky to follow but Trump’s case seems to be, “If you don’t count all those votes for Biden, I win in a landslide.”
Historians will have come up with a name for this period of our history. We had the Great Recession, followed by an economic expansion and from now on, I'm going to be referring to this period in history as #TheFucking .
The challenge for us is, how do you get people out of a cult? When you're fighting a cult you're not just fighting the leaders, but all the enablers who see you as an enemy. “Hate the cult, love the cultist.” #TrumpCult
Back to school day! So excited to get back on the horse and start a new season of Real Time! If only it hadn't been a slow news week...
China is a dictatorship that, for decades, enforced a one child per family policy under penalty of forced sterilization. But they can't close down the farmer's market from hell? #CoronaVirus #WetMarkets
Message to Trump voters: Vote Democrat, because as soon as this election is over, no one will give a shit about the caravan. But you'll still have diabetes.
Tanks in the streets now? Shall we review the Dictator Checklist? You're a narcissist who likes to put his name on buildings...you appoint family members to key govt positions..your rallies are scary...you threaten to lock up political opponents..your friends are other dictators