Thanks to Prop 47 thefts under $950 will not be prosecuted, so cops will not bother showing up. Just a reminder that you get what you voted for, California!

Strange times. You can do nothing and be a racist or you can burn down a market and NOT be an arsonist.

In California our rule is if you play by the rules you get more rules. There’s no rules for people who don’t follow the rules.

You want to put a patio on your own home it's months of permit bullshit. Want to take down a statue? Just bring your skateboard, some rope and a couple friends. No problemo.

I learned two things tonight. Our nation is systemically racist but 83 seconds later, I learned this is a great nation filled with good and decent people. How is this possible ?

Pelosi on Columbus statue being pulled down by protesters - "People are going to do what they're going to do." Can I get that in writing for when I want to drink a beer on the beach or put a second floor on my house without big government bullshit?

Back from Tennessee. I flew twice, with layovers, hit a BBQ joint and did 4 live shows. According to @CNN  I have three days to live.

It's too dangerous to bring my dog and a frisbee to the beach but you can tear down a statue, torch it and then light your cigarette off the flames and cops will just watch.

We're now saying teachers are heroes while cops are villains. We live in a world where the people who are actually brave enough to go do their job are the bad guys.