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btw if you ve ever wanted a signed copy of s spectral bisection of graphs and connectedness we ll have a signi
Btw, if you've ever wanted a signed copy of @JohnCUrschel's "Spectral Bisection of Graphs and Connectedness" we'll have a signing shortly after @BAHFest MIT.

Tickets here: https://t.co/F1SOQaO6ca
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we have three returning champions at mit this year and they are all giving incredible talks tickets available
We have three returning champions at @BAHFest MIT this year and they are all giving incredible talks.

Tickets available here, but they are going fast now! https://t.co/F1SOQaO6ca
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did i hear that people are interested in the electoral college
Did I hear that people are interested in the Electoral College?
https://t.co/gSrKpN4YnD
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if you had the option to take all benefits at your current job eg 401k healthcare etc and convert it to an equ
If you had the option to take all benefits at your current job (e.g. 401k, healthcare, etc.) and convert it to an equivalent increase in wage, would you take it?
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i m just an amateur econ geek but is the automation will create massive unemployment theory substantiated beyo
I'm just an amateur econ geek, but is the "automation will create massive unemployment" theory substantiated beyond speculative stuff? Like, labor force participation looks normal, per-worker productivity isn't skyrocketing.
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if the most popular comic format today is aliens analyzing human behavior let me just say that i am prepared t
If the most popular comic format today is aliens analyzing human behavior, let me just say that I am prepared to adapt: https://t.co/scdNyUowku
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whoopsie click for full comic smbc hiveworks
Whoopsie
https://t.co/Bs2o1KGnGq (click for full comic)
#smbc #hiveworks
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ZachWeiner
alternatively year 2 would this brexit joke go over in the uk i think you ll want to tweak the wording here an
Alternatively:

Year 2:
"Would this Brexit joke go over in the UK?"
"I think you'll want to tweak the wording here, and then..."

Year 4:
"Would this Brexit joke-"
"STOP. SHUT UP. NO."
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doing london a history as told via how locals feel about brexit year 1 what s brexit year 2 ha ha brexit year
Doing @BAHFest London, a history as told via how locals feel about Brexit.

Year 1: What's Brexit?
Year 2: Ha ha, Brexit
Year 3: For God's sake, Brexit.
Year 4: Please, please do not say the B-word.
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wow with single gene insertion blind mice regain sight via medicalxpress
WOW:

With single gene insertion, blind mice regain sight https://t.co/Di152Pu83Q via @medical_xpress

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i once listened to a history lecture where the speaker said ancient egyptians didn t record military losses so
I once listened to a history lecture where the speaker said Ancient Egyptians didn't record military losses. So, you could only tell defeat by noticing that the "wins" kept getting closer to the capital.

I feel this is an underused metaphor at this political moment.
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one thing that s really interesting about clinton s approach is the use of sentences
One thing that's really interesting about Clinton's approach is the use of sentences.
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ZachWeiner
my nephew has gone missing and we are quite worried please share have you seen this child jacob weiner
My nephew has gone missing and we are quite worried. Please share: have you seen this child? JACOB WEINER https://t.co/T7a6uwfdLE
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ZachWeiner
theatre poor people entertaining rich people film tv rich people entertaining poor people comics poor people e
Theatre: Poor people entertaining rich people.
Film/TV: Rich people entertaining poor people.
Comics: Poor people entertaining poor people.
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ZachWeiner
wait if autism spectrum people are over represented in the sciences wouldn t that imply that autism causes vac
Wait. If autism-spectrum people are over-represented in the sciences... wouldn't that imply that... autism causes vaccines?!
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worrying that disney will ruin star wars is like worrying that a second iceberg will dive down to hit the tita
Worrying that Disney will ruin Star Wars is like worrying that a second iceberg will dive down to hit the Titanic.
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ZachWeiner
happy 4th of july
Happy 4th of July!
https://t.co/wdt7NFsItO
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somehow i ve never been in the new yorker
Somehow, I've never been in The New Yorker.
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listening smbc hiveworks
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how do you speak with an american accent well imagine vowels killed your parents and you re out for revenge
"How do you speak with an American accent?"

"Well, imagine vowels killed your parents, and you're out for revenge."
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