Wu-Tang Financial ?

Wu-Tang Financial ?


PUBLIC FIGURE. DERIVATIVE INVESTMENTS RULE ERRTHING AROUND ME #DiversifyYoBonds ***CLEARLY NOT INVESTMENT ADVICE JFC*** PROTECT YA ASSETS (Parody tho)

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STOP 👏 ELECTING 👏 SUPER 👏 OLD 👏 PEOPLE 👏 BECAUSE 👏 IT 👏 IS 👏 A 👏 SCIENTIFIC 👏 FACT 👏 THAT 👏 YA 👏 MENTAL 👏 CAPACITY 👏 DETERIORATES 👏 RAPIDLY 👏 AFTER 👏 THE 👏 AGE 👏 OF 👏 70 👏

TO THE EXTENT WE HAVE AGE MINIMUMS THAT ARE NOT BASED IN SCIENCE BUT SIMPLY IGNORANCE AND FEAR, HOW THE HELL DO WE NOT HAVE A SCIENCE BASED AGE MAXIMUM IN POLITICS. WHAT ARE YOU, ANTI-SCIENCE? A SCIENCE DENYING ZEALOT? REWARDING CAREER POLITICIANS WHO CANT PROCESS THOUGHTS?

BERNIE would prefer the stock markets crashed during Covid because then at least the billionaires would have a little less money

Friendly reminder the federal government spends like 20x as much on an old person than it invests in a youth. It’s like buying a stock that’s about to go bankrupt instead of buying low on the next sure thing.

You historic preservation nerds ignore the fact that if you existed in the 1700s we would still be hunters and gatherers.

Sire you hath not build a dwelling on this land, this is where my ancestors pillaged and raped indigenous populations

Create your ideal super band; Vocals; Guitar; Keyboard; Bass; Drums; Correct answers only

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You vs the guy she told you not to worry about

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IN RECOGNITION OF KARL MARX'S 200TH BIRTHDAY TOMORROW HERE IS A LIST OF HISTORY'S MOST SUCCESSFUL AND INFLUENTIAL MARXIST COUNTRIES: 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39.

WHATS UP WITH THE MIDWEST THO? EDUCATED AND DRUNK ASFFFFFFF

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CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME EXCEPT WHEN OTHER ASSETS PROVIDE HIGHER RISK ADJUSTED YIELDS CONTROLLING FOR LIQUIDITY PREFERENCES B

18YO: can I drink booze? GOVT: nah that's dangerous n illegal 18YO: how bout $100K of debt for an unmarketable degree GOVT: we got u fam

WITH RESPECT TO BLACK FRIDAY MOST OF THE SHIT U WANNA BUY U DONT EVEN NEED. 50% OFF OF A DEPRECIATING ASSET IS STILL MONEY BEST SAVED/INVESTED FOR LONG TERM CAPITAL GAINZ OR EXTRA SECURITY IN CASE NEXT RECESSION FUCKS U UP HARD OK

CASH RULES EVERYTHING AROUND ME EXCEPT WHEN OTHER ASSET CLASSES PROVIDE HIGHER RISK ADJUSTED YIELDS

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