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remember to drop by wonkette tomorrow for the book club you can grab a kindle version of this month s book win
Remember to drop by Wonkette tomorrow for the Book Club! You can grab a Kindle version of this month's book, "Winter War," and read it RIGHT NOW! Join @DoktorZoom for book talk on Sunday!

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your weekly top ten has a delicious easter cookie and you do not
Your Weekly Top Ten Has A Delicious Easter Cookie And You Do Not! -- https://t.co/rGE829X48p
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yep trump s fcked mueller report liveblog last part part 3 of 3 with evanhurst
YEP, TRUMP'S F*CKED. Mueller Report Liveblog, LAST PART!

Part 3 of 3
https://t.co/YX8gQ7loe5

with @EvanHurst
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junior s too dumb to be indicted mueller report liveblog part two part 2 of 3 with evanhurst
Junior's TOO DUMB To Be Indicted. Mueller Report Liveblog, Part Two!

Part 2 of 3

https://t.co/NDLyLHZxCB

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bill barr drew dicks all over mueller report but let s liveblog it anyway part 1 of 3
Bill Barr Drew Dicks All Over Mueller Report, But Let's Liveblog It Anyway!

Part 1 of 3
https://t.co/3d4ybkgWw1
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alexandria ocasio cortez gonna slap the coal out kentucky rep s mouth doktorzoom
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Gonna Slap The Coal Out Kentucky Rep's Mouth

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elizabeth warren it s time to impeach that crook comrade tee liz is ready to impeach show off your support and
Elizabeth Warren "IT'S TIME TO IMPEACH THAT CROOK" Comrade Tee!

Liz is ready to IMPEACH!!!

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surprise lindsey graham only cares about obstruction when bill clinton s dong is involved ser1897
Surprise, Lindsey Graham Only Cares About Obstruction When Bill Clinton's Dong Is Involved https://t.co/ExtEGTcJYD

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who is was lyra mckee and what the bloody hell is going on in northern ireland doktorzoom
Who Is (Was) Lyra McKee, And What The Bloody Hell Is Going On In Northern Ireland? https://t.co/yQSaalCbnN

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elizabeth warren it s time to impeach that crook comrade tee liz is ready to impeach show off your support and
Elizabeth Warren "IT'S TIME TO IMPEACH THAT CROOK" Comrade Tee!

Liz is ready to IMPEACH!!

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@Wonkette 4 months
can somebody hold nancy pelosi s beer while she dick punches trump some more via evanhurst
Can Somebody Hold Nancy Pelosi's Beer While She Dick-Punches Trump Some More? https://t.co/zpUOeitRB6

via @EvanHurst
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remember how trump won by 70000 votes in three specific states weird huh wonder what paul manafort s spy frien
Remember how Trump "won" by 70,000 votes in three specific states? Weird, huh. Wonder what Paul Manafort's spy friend did with that polling data Manafort kept passing along. https://t.co/3d4ybkyxnz
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dear pissed off high school kids if adults threaten to punish you for protesting fucking do it anyway via
Dear Pissed-Off High School Kids: If Adults Threaten To Punish You For Protesting, FUCKING DO IT ANYWAY https://t.co/cngvToBZvE via
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we look forward to sarah huckabee sanders who cried about a mean lady making fun of her eyeshadow explaining t
We look forward to Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who cried about a mean lady making fun of her eyeshadow, explaining that "Horseface" is not sexist https://t.co/V1ejc1GOs4
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imagine what jeb would say if obama had said stuffhappens the other night or after 4 americans died in benghaz
Imagine what Jeb would say if Obama had said #stuffhappens the other night? Or after 4 Americans died in Benghazi. http://t.co/RwIVUlkw0A
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brett kavanaugh just made susan collins a liar by robynelyse
Brett Kavanaugh Just Made Susan Collins A Liar https://t.co/ZOcpYy8I6w

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@Wonkette 6 months
sarah palin s son just got arrested for assaulting a woman again by robynelyse
Sarah Palin's Son Just Got Arrested For Assaulting A Woman. Again. -- by @RobynElyse https://t.co/SWR1CDvzaI
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rep bonnie watson coleman just told trey gowdy to stfu reminding him that this is not his dumbass benghazi com
Rep. Bonnie Watson Coleman just told Trey Gowdy to STFU, reminding him that this is not his dumbass Benghazi committee. When he agreed to STFU, she said "Hallelujah" OUT LOUD!

This shit continues to be lit.

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not sure where john mccain is going with this comeyday
Not sure where John McCain is going with this. #ComeyDay
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@Wonkette 5 months
stacey abrams did not concede she never lost she was cheated by bravenakblog
Stacey Abrams Did NOT Concede, She Never Lost, She Was Cheated -- by @BravenakBlog https://t.co/K56hsglvXn
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