Dave Jones ????????️

Dave Jones ????????️


Ex-medical student

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This is dreadful interview with the Prime Minister on LBC, absolutely chaotic. No detail at all.

People who need a pint at 6am should be seeking professional help anyway.

The sort of people who are filmed going to a pub at 6am would have been those “Metric Martyrs” from about 20 years ago.

When people start to feel pity for a politician, it is even worse for them than people being angry with them.

I wonder how all of our lives are panning out in the alternative universe where COVID never happened.

Even if the second wave of COVID doesn’t come, and we aren’t all back in lockdown or in the trenches again, the hanging threat of it is going to be tiring enough. Making it more like the Cold War.

Just thinking of @Nick_Pettigrew’s description of this man - “A homeless Thundercat”.

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I was just about to do a savage subtweet about somebody, but the stupid bastard wouldn’t have realised it was about them, so I shan’t bother.

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“Stay alert. Control the virus. Save lives”

I don’t usually post specific medical advice on Twitter, but I have to say that injecting yourself with disinfectant is a very, VERY bad idea and is a direct cause of what doctors call “Death”. No matter what @realDonaldTrump  might say. Ignore him, the man is an imbecile.

Fine. Whatever. Just don’t come crying to us when we run out of ventilators. You were asked, you were warned, then you were told. Wave your flags. Eat your scones and drink your tea. Enjoy yourselves. You only live once.

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I once took the wrong dad into the operating theatre. He sat there quietly watching somebody else’s Caesarean Section. Neither him, nor the mother, said a word until the very end when I congratulated them both. 🤷🏻‍♂️

This is probably more effective than wearing paper masks on the train...

We now cross live to Newmarket to see the various horses that Matt and Dido have backed.... #DailyBriefing 

Seeing the street parties, with barely a nod to social distancing going on while out walking the dogs, I bet £50 we’ll see an uptick in cases in the next 7-10 days. I hope the scones were worth it.

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