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Visited the Grand Canyon since 2000? You'll have great photos – and maybe a teensy bit of unwanted radiation https://t.co/dVAKIxrf59
Cut open a tauntaun, this JEDI is frozen! US court halts lawsuit over biggest military cloud deal since the Death S… https://t.co/Pzue6XTYAv
New claim dogs Oracle: After bagging $11m in sales, I was axed before next big deal – because I was a 64yo woman https://t.co/J2zJtXpIK0
US telcos' best pal – yes, the FCC – urged to dump its dodgy stats, crowd-source internet speeds direct from subscr… https://t.co/lfdHVbyfbd
FYI Drupal users - get ready to patch your installations - a fix for a "highly critical" security vulnerability will land February 20 https://t.co/xNO8uVN5lv

"There will be a security release of 8.5.x and 8.6.x on February 20th 2019 between 1PM to 5PM America/New York"
Turn on, tune in, drop out: Apple's whizz-bang T2 security chips hit a bum note for Mac audio https://t.co/dYZFlFibCy
FYI You can now run the web's first-ever browser, WorldWideWeb, in your browser https://t.co/AIIlNtzcWh
Germany tells America to verpissen off over Huawei 5G cyber-Sicherheitsbedenken https://t.co/RhISNHmoPv
Intel's Optane storage chip juggernaut could be stopped by fad-du-jour IoT AI, hopes Crossbar https://t.co/Xj9i01YKrE
Pure Storage's would-be Data Domain killer out in March – but it's still shy about the internals https://t.co/7UInjfDzvF

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Wow, fancy that. Web ad giant Google to block ad-blockers in Chrome. For safety, apparently https://t.co/QYkXqCG6rY
When Intel says "this isn't a bug" what it really means is "please don't make us recall millions of faulty processors"
Intel CPUs have a security bug that's forced Linux, Windows kernel redesigns. The fix was almost named FUCKWIT https://t.co/KCd0S5yH6Z
Universal Pictures finds pirate copy of Jurassic World on 127.0.0.1 - and sends DMCA takedown http://t.co/dqLjAUjMAE
We translated Intel's crap attempt to spin its way out of CPU security bug PR nightmare https://t.co/74fQJ86sLl
Fun fact: Intel has ignored every request for comment and clarification we made this week.

AMD + Arm responded with info. Arm doubly so.
It's been said before, and we'll say it again.

If SpaceX can put its Falcon and Falcon Heavy prices on its website, you can damn well put the prices on your god damn enterprise support webpages.
And so it begins. Fetching, for example, the website of US newspaper Arizona Daily Star [ https://t.co/xNnQxKNme5 ] from Europe results in a 403 Forbidden error, blaming #GDPR
COME BACK SPARC, MIPS – ALL IS FORGIVEN.
YAHOO! IS! DEAD!

* CEO Marissa Mayer quits board
* Biz to change name to Altaba
* https://t.co/6v9WIrIpRF
* More to follow
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