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Man Sucked Down Obscure Internet Rabbit Hole Of Learning About Down-Ballot Candidates

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Georgia GOP Defends Hours-Long Voting Lines As Perfect Amount Of Time To Slow Cook Pulled Pork

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Man Falsely Imprisoned For 24 Years Granted Permission To Serve Out Remainder Of Term In New Wrongfully Accused Wing

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Anxious Owner Pets Dog Down To Hairless Stump

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The Onion takes a closer look at the nation’s 50 worst states.

Woman Who Kind Of Looks Like Anna Kendrick Not Sure What To Do With This Power

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Man Wouldn't Have Worn Costume To Work If He'd Known He Was Getting Laid Off

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‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens

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Popular New Amazon Service Just Comes To Your House And Kills You

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Protestors Criticized For Looting Businesses Without Forming Private Equity Firm First

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Logan Paul: 'I Didn’t Realize People Who Commit Suicide Kill Themselves'

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Community Of Losers Comes Together To Clean Graffiti Off Multinational Banking Conglomerate

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