KevinSmith

KevinSmith


It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

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Me & @marcbernardin  are on the couch with @OfficialSting  on the @garywhitta  ANIMAL TALKING show! Watch it live at the link below!

Happy 21st Birthday to my only begotten daughter (and “beardless, dickless twin”) HARLEY! I’ve been a fan since you sprang forth from @JenSchwalbach  and I’m ecstatic you asked me to podcast with you! Listen and subscribe to our new show, VEGAN ABATTOIR:

LOS ANGELES! Want some MOOBYS, but you don’t wanna leave the house? Our entire menu (Cow Tippers, Hater Totz, EggaMoobyMuffins, Mooby booze, and lots of Jay and Silent Bob merch) is now on @Postmates  in L.A. for Delivery! See how here:

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Watch SON-IN-LOCKDOWN Part 2 right now: In this episode, I enlist the help of Hollywood’s to get Austin out of @JayMewesy  house! For every week I don’t get voted off , I earn more money fo @celebshowoff  - so click! Click lik @NBJContheMove  the wind!

HAPPY CANADA DAY to that most noble of all God’s creatures: the Canadian! America is called The Melting Pot but Canada has been described as The Cultural Mosaic. I’ve always loved that, and since a 1975 visit to @NiagaraFalls  with my family, I’ve long loved the Great White North!

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HAPPY 4TH! 19 yrs ago today, @JenSchwalbach  & I go to Ben’s house for a BBQ. While touring us through it, Ben tells us he’s looking to move out. Jen whispers “I want this house.” I said “You married the wrong guy from Mallrats.” 6 months later, we moved in. Been here ever since.

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After the first show this evening, I had a massive heart attack. The Doctor who saved my life told me I had 100% blockage of my LAD artery (aka “the Widow-Maker”). If I hadn’t canceled show 2 to go to the hospital, I would’ve died tonight. But for now, I’m still above ground!

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6 months ago yesterday, I had a heart attack. The Doctor told me to lose 50 pounds, but I have a problem doing what I’m told. So I lost 51 pounds instead. Read about it here:

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Please create something today. Create something positive. Create on behalf of all the people killed in the last 24 hours, robbed of their chance to ever create again. Create because you might help someone get through all this destruction with your creation. Just Create. Please.

Farewell, my friend. You’re not only responsible for the boy I was, but also the man I am today. I will miss you all my days. Read it all here:

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Just saw . I am a blubbering mess. After a lifetime spent referencing the movies, the movies just referenced me! Many thanks to and to my friend for the shout-out! But if I’m now part of the Universe... Did I survive The Snap?

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Goodnight, Sweet Princess. Thank you for so many happy memories, your heroics, your art and your friendship...

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Today I turn 48 yrs old. I almost didn’t make it to this birthday. So in the words of Dante Hicks “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! Just stop it! Please, @SonyPictures  - give @Disney  what they want and many millions of us will keep giving you our money! Hey, @marcbernardin ! Guess what we’ll be talking about tonight at @SVCantina  (after we dish @MastersOfficial )? #FatManBeyond 

I assure you, we’re open! CLERKS III is finally happening! Read all about it here:

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I am overwhelmed. The movie is epic beyond compare. LOVED it. My legs are still shaking. It’s a gigantic masterpiece. So much to say but I’ll stay Silent Bob til Monday so as not to slip in spoilers. Suffice to say it’s gonna be a looooong year until 4...

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