KevinSmith

KevinSmith


It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!

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SATURDAY! Pull your battery-operated-boyfriend out of your bedside table drawer (or your sitcom-addled imagination) and join us for a @wandavision  deep dive with me and @marcbernardin  on FAT MAN BEYOND! At 6 pst/9 est at (Awesome Art by !) @DarkNateReturns 

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Wanna see what me and @EdumacationAndy  look like when we record EDUMACATION? Watch a middle-aged man teach cocktail party science while another middle-aged man nearly giggle himself to death like the moronic stoner he is! Smarten up right here:

“On your left.” The historic moment @JoeBiden  became the 46th President of these United States! I half expected Doctor Strange to start opening a series of portals! US#Inauguration 

Bernie, bro. (Thank you to whoever thought of including me and @JayMewes , as this is the closest we’ve ever gotten to being at an Inauguration. And thank you to all the people who texted and Tweeted the pic to me.)

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THIS IMAGE SPOILS NOTHING, yet depicts a moment in @wandavision  so masterfully penned, performed, produced, and paced, that it is now one of my top 10 favorite scenes in @MarvelStudios  history. I’ve rewatched it (s)obsessively for the last hour. Give #ElizabethOlsen  her Emmy now.

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RIP to radio/TV/digital news legend @kingsthings . It was an honor to watch you do your thing, both on @CNN  and in person. My Dad always asked me “Did you see who Larry King talked to last night?” Would’ve blown his mind to know that, one day, it would be his son. Thanks for that.

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After the first show this evening, I had a massive heart attack. The Doctor who saved my life told me I had 100% blockage of my LAD artery (aka “the Widow-Maker”). If I hadn’t canceled show 2 to go to the hospital, I would’ve died tonight. But for now, I’m still above ground!

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One Week from Today: ASSEMBLE! Voting is the ENDGAME! (Help me give credit to whoever made this! I got it from a follower who also doesn’t know. Anybody have any idea where this Marvel-ous piece of editing came from?) #VOTE 

6 months ago yesterday, I had a heart attack. The Doctor told me to lose 50 pounds, but I have a problem doing what I’m told. So I lost 51 pounds instead. Read about it here:

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Please create something today. Create something positive. Create on behalf of all the people killed in the last 24 hours, robbed of their chance to ever create again. Create because you might help someone get through all this destruction with your creation. Just Create. Please.

Farewell, my friend. You’re not only responsible for the boy I was, but also the man I am today. I will miss you all my days. Read it all here:

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Just saw . I am a blubbering mess. After a lifetime spent referencing the movies, the movies just referenced me! Many thanks to and to my friend for the shout-out! But if I’m now part of the Universe... Did I survive The Snap?

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Goodnight, Sweet Princess. Thank you for so many happy memories, your heroics, your art and your friendship...

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Today I turn 48 yrs old. I almost didn’t make it to this birthday. So in the words of Dante Hicks “I’m not even supposed to be here today!”

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Fuck you, James Holmes. Fuck your ego. Fuck your malevolence. Fuck your guns & tear gas. Fuck you and everyone like you, you piece of shit.

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