It begins with me covered in sperm, trapped in my old man's balls. Then, suddenly... ESCAPE!
Speaking of @MastersOfficial ... It took a little extra magic to get up the hill this morning - so Orko came along for the climb! @MastersOfficial REVELATION drops 2 weeks from Friday - only on @netflix ! (On July 24th, we’ll be having a REVELATION CELEBRATION at @The_SecretStash !)
And that’s a wrap on Runyon Canyon until September! I will not miss the way you make me feel when I go up you, but I’ll miss the feeling I get when I reach the top. (Except for all the sweat; I hate that shit.) Now I only have 10 pounds to lose in NJ before my birthday, August 2.
SMODCASTLE opens this weekend! And on SUNDAY at 5pm, I’m hosting the I SELL COMICS Pub Quiz with @michaelzapcic and @mingchen37 ! Do you know comic book trivia? You can win sweet, one-of-a-kind props and prizes! Get tickets here:
BY THE POWER OF GRAYSKULL! Here’s the teaser for our @MastersOfficial series, made by the geniuses at @powerhouseanim & @Mattel Television, premiering on @netflix JULY 23rd! Your old toys are exactly where you left ‘em, Kids - and we took really good care of them! @NXOnNetflix
One Week from Today: ASSEMBLE! Voting is the ENDGAME! (Help me give credit to whoever made this! I got it from a follower who also doesn’t know. Anybody have any idea where this Marvel-ous piece of editing came from?) #VOTE
Just saw . I am a blubbering mess. After a lifetime spent referencing the movies, the movies just referenced me! Many thanks to and to my friend for the shout-out! But if I’m now part of the Universe... Did I survive The Snap?
Bernie, bro. (Thank you to whoever thought of including me and @JayMewes , as this is the closest we’ve ever gotten to being at an Inauguration. And thank you to all the people who texted and Tweeted the pic to me.)
I was writing in my office when I suddenly heard screams. Went outside to see people in the street in my neighborhood screeching their heads off in celebration. And that is how I learned about #PresidentElectJoe . Congrats to @JoeBiden and @KamalaHarris on their historic win!
Way too early to bawl my eyes out but holy Sith, that @themandalorian season finale was like watching my life flash before my eyes! @Jon_Favreau has the biggest balls in the business with that incredible third act flex! Easily the most positively surprising moment of 2020 for me!
Religions have been founded on the Bible, resulting in millions of people deriving inspiration and moral strength from amazing stories about fantastic feats of faith. Hundreds of years from now, our descendants will find divine inspiration from the story of Cap wielding Mjolnir.
2 years ago from today, I almost died of a massive heart attack. 1 year ago today, we started shooting #JayAndSilentBobReboot . Tomorrow, we end the 65 city Reboot Roadshow Tour. Thank you to everyone who has been with this 49 yr old through it all, either in person or in spirit.
THE BEGINNING OF THE END OF THE UNIVERSE starts now! See the story trailer for our @MastersOfficial #REVELATION animated series, only on @netflix July 23rd! (Please send lots of love to our @powerhouseanim directors @LordDirk & for a @ProbablyAconl the Powerful visuals!)