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Presidential Candidate for the Liberal Tea Party.

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BOOM! It’s on like Donkey Kong!

Today Trump told the FBI "Don't worry. I've got your back!" Kinda like Brutus had Caesar's.
UPDATE: There's enormous chatter flyin' all over the beltway tonight about a big event tomorrow, but Tea Pain can't lock it down 100% to precisely what it is. No predictions. No guarantees. But Tea's never seen this amount of buzz before. Whatever it is, we'll find out soon!
Net Neutrality, another check and balance of our democracy is dismantled by Trump. It is now more important than ever to protect Bob Mueller's investigation. If Mueller is fired, we must shutdown D.C. with a march of millions of Patriots!
Roy Moore is still refusin' to concede the election, but don't worry, he'll lose interest after the election turns 18.
More of the incredibly innocent Trump team doin' what incredibly innocent people do: plead the fifth! #TrumpRussia

Nadler: "Do you see any proper cause to fire Bob Mueller at this time?"

Rosenstein: "No"
Roy Moore refuses to give up. It's like he's Roy Moore and this election is a 14 year old girl.
Tea Pain salutes the Patriots of Alabama which chose country over party and made the right decision for our democracy!
Democracy is makin' a comeback! Time for Mueller to deliver the coup de grâce.
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