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dci jane tennison was late to shift this morning her excuse that she was catching up with line of duty wasnt a
DCI Jane Tennison was late to shift this morning. Her excuse that she was “Catching up with Line of Duty” wasn’t accepted. I saw her sleeping under the radiator earlier. No disciplinary action taken as she is adorable.
Susan Calman
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ambition fulfilled by getting a table at on skye for dinner later in the year i have a list of restaurants i v
Ambition fulfilled by getting a table at @3_Chimneys on Skye for dinner later in the year. I have a list of restaurants I've always wanted to go to and this is one. So excited.
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and i ll be at the derby book festival on the 3rd june you can buy cheer up love there as well
And I'll be at the Derby Book Festival on the 3rd June! You can buy Cheer Up Love there as well! https://t.co/x3nTe8ZsI8
Susan Calman
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i ll be popping up at a few book festivals soon to celebrate the paperback release of sunny side up borders bo
I'll be popping up at a few book festivals soon to celebrate the paperback release of Sunny Side Up. Borders Book Festival is one of them! Come along! https://t.co/DoAfSDM9AY
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
a few years ago if i saw the weather forecast was good id spend the day in a beer garden now my first thought
A few years ago if I saw the weather forecast was good I’d spend the day in a beer garden. Now my first thought is “I could get at least two big washes out on the whirligig”. I’ve been up since 7am washing duvet covers. Might get three loads out. What a time to be alive.
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im on impossible tonight at 550pm on desperately trying to be intelligent so i can win some money for
I’m on Impossible tonight at 5.50pm on @BBCOne. Desperately trying to be intelligent so I can win some money for @CancerSuppScot!
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yesterday i got slightly tipsy at lunch and on impulse bought an umbrella stand absolutely living my best life
Yesterday I got slightly tipsy at lunch and, on impulse, bought an umbrella stand. Absolutely living my best life.
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finally on the mend after over a week of teeth problems off for a long lunch in the sunshine today yum
Finally on the mend after over a week of teeth problems. Off for a long lunch in the sunshine today. Yum.
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house of games fun today bravo to the make up team who covered the massive bruise on my face and have made me
House of Games fun today. Bravo to the make up team who covered the massive bruise on my face and have made me look vaguely human. Infected jaw? What infected jaw?
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
my better half is stripping old wallpaper before we decorate were finding lots of clues to those who have been
My better half is stripping old wallpaper before we decorate. We’re finding lots of clues to those who have been here before. This was written at the top of one of the walls dated 26th November 1959. A paper hanger and a journeyman. Lovely bit of house history.

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Susan Calman
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tonight i m daenerys targaryen on i just got a message from daenerys targaryen herself seriously it s actually
Tonight I'm Daenerys Targaryen on . I just got a message from Daenerys Targaryen herself. Seriously. It's actually her *swoons*
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Susan Calman
SusanCalman
every year we put the christmas tree up for about 5 minutes then we take it down again
Every year we put the Christmas tree up for about 5 minutes. Then we take it down again.
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
i ve had lots of tweets and e mails from people who have kids and their wee ones are upset we left strictly pl
I've had lots of tweets and e mails from people who have kids and their wee ones are upset we left Strictly. Please let them know that it's all good and that winning isn't everything. Being happy and trying your best is brilliant. Give them a hug from me x
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thanks to everyone who voted for us in strictly i ve had the time of my life dancing with it s been a pleasure
Thanks to everyone who voted for us in Strictly. I've had the time of my life dancing with . It's been a pleasure from start to finish. I've had the time of my life. Thank you, thank you, thank you.
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secret scotland starts next friday on at 8pm so many beautiful places and so many wonderful people on the show
Secret Scotland starts next Friday on @channel5_tv at 8pm! So many beautiful places and so many wonderful people on the show. Here's a trailer to let you know what it's all about. I loved every minute of it.
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last night was a bit of a panic cat somehow got stuck behind the water tank plumber arrived dismantled tank an
Last night was a bit of a panic. Cat somehow got stuck behind the water tank. Plumber arrived, dismantled tank and freed the cat (who is fine). He refused payment because he likes helping people but asked us to donate to a charity instead. So we did.

Not all heroes wear capes
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Susan Calman
SusanCalman
often people ask me why i post so many pictures of my cats its because every morning i wake up and read more n
Often people ask me why I post so many pictures of my cats. It’s because every morning I wake up and read more news about what some humans do to each other. These animals give nothing but love. I need love in the world. Here’s more pictures of my cats.
Susan Calman
SusanCalman
20 years ago i got a degree in constitutional law at the time some people said it was an irrelevant area not n
20 years ago I got a degree in Constitutional Law. At the time some people said it was an irrelevant area.

Not now bitches.

Not now.
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Susan Calman
SusanCalman
i hope it doesn t all kick off like this when i m announced as the next james bond
I hope it doesn't all kick off like this when I'm announced as the next James Bond.
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