Stephen King

Stephen King


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Knock knock. Who's there? Venice. Venice who? Venice Thanksgiving dinner? I'm starved!

Trump’s continued insistence that he won is scary. The President of the United States, with access to the nuclear codes, is living in a fantasy world.

THE STAND premieres on CBS All-Access 3 weeks from now. Pray for the survivors.

Fridays are appointment viewing for me: Steve Hartman’s “On the Road” segments on CBS Evening News. I like his humor; I like his humanity even more.

It's like Trump never grew up. "You cheated!" is a child's cry after losing at Candyland.

Does anybody but me remember how to play Punch Buggy?

I have this on a shirt. (Last line in small print.)

The NFL is nuts to be playing football.


Trump did this. It’s all on Donald Trump. Retweet if you agree.

You lost, you miserable self-entitled infantile fucker. Concede and get the hell out.

Fuck your wall. Split that 5 billion between at-risk children who don’t have lunches and vets who can’t get proper medical and psychological treatment. Fuck your vanity project. Do something good for once.

He knew. He lied. 190,000 people died.

Dear Texas: Your governor, Greg Abbott, is trying to suppress your vote.

850 Americans died of COVID-19 yesterday. None got the special “antibody cocktail.”