Republicans to Liz Cheney (with fingers in ears): "La-la-la, can't HEAR you! Can't HEEEAR you!"
If ignorance is bliss, Donald Trump must be in a constant state of orgasm.
I woke up this morning with the Oscar Meyer Wiener jingle in my head. This suggests a degenerative psychological condition that requires monitoring.
Listening to tunes while exercising, and just realized, thanks to AirPods, that John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John are singing “You’re the one that I want” and not “You’re the Wizard of Oz.”
STRANGER THINGS 2: Ladies and gentlemen, that's how you do it: no bullshit, balls to the wall entertainment. Straight up.
Dear Texas: Your governor, Greg Abbott, is trying to suppress your vote.