Stephen King

Stephen King


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Republicans to Liz Cheney (with fingers in ears): "La-la-la, can't HEAR you! Can't HEEEAR you!"

Starbucks is thinking about leaving Facebook. Good.

If ignorance is bliss, Donald Trump must be in a constant state of orgasm.

The trailer for LISEY'S STORY drops tomorrow. I love it, and hope you all do.

Not for long they wouldn’t.

I woke up this morning with the Oscar Meyer Wiener jingle in my head. This suggests a degenerative psychological condition that requires monitoring.

Listening to tunes while exercising, and just realized, thanks to AirPods, that John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John are singing “You’re the one that I want” and not “You’re the Wizard of Oz.”


Trump did this. It’s all on Donald Trump. Retweet if you agree.

Fuck your wall. Split that 5 billion between at-risk children who don’t have lunches and vets who can’t get proper medical and psychological treatment. Fuck your vanity project. Do something good for once.

You lost, you miserable self-entitled infantile fucker. Concede and get the hell out.

Hope you enjoyed Obama's speech. You won't hear anything so cogent and kind for a long time. So, with complete sincerity: THANKS, OBAMA.

He knew. He lied. 190,000 people died.

STRANGER THINGS 2: Ladies and gentlemen, that's how you do it: no bullshit, balls to the wall entertainment. Straight up.

Dear Texas: Your governor, Greg Abbott, is trying to suppress your vote.

Trump thinks hitting a woman with a golf ball and knocking her down is funny. Myself, I think it indicates a severely fucked-up mind.