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CNN: Roy Moore lost.
MSNBC: Doug Jones will be the next senator from Alabama.
FOX: IS MUELLER SECRETLY HILLARY IN A LATEX MASK? WE’LL ASK TED NUGENT.
According to Alabama state law, Roy Moore now has to eat his horse. https://t.co/8LVvznMR5y
IT’S CHRISTMAS MIRACLE! Yes, Virginia, there IS an Alabama!!
Wow, if I had invested $1,000 in Bitcoin last week, today I would have... still no idea how Bitcoin works.
The White House is saying Trump's slurred speech last week was due to dry throat. It's a common side effect to lying mouth.
As FDR so famously said: “December 7, 1941. A date which was a pretty wild scene. Totally nutso. Seriously, that shit was crazypants.”https://t.co/WJngq78Lba
Congrats to my Australian friends! Love is Love, but Vegemite is still Weird.
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Congrats to my Australian friends! Love is Love but vegemite is still weird.
https://t.co/8ZjcTeoIPk
I'm surprised Trump didn't declare Jerusalem as America's capital. Then he'd be able to say we have a wall.
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