Again, if they’re doing this to old white men ON camera, imagine what the fuck is happening off camera.

Trifecta of smoking power.

I invented a rolling tray.

Humans had a pretty good run.

The idea that Nazis and people who oppose Nazis are somehow equatable is the most batshit fucking crazy shit I've ever fucking heard.

Sliding in to @DonaldJTrumpJr  DMs to remind him his father is a sexual predator like:

I find that a lot of stupid people hide behind big words and flowery vocabulary, and a lot of smart people aren’t afraid to use basic language to get their ideas across in an easy to understand way. Also I’m stoned on the toilet right now.

Behold, the trailer for Sausage Party!!!

My work here is done.

I think @SenTedCruz  is desperately trying to rebrand from the “inspired a deadly insurrection” motherfucker to the “left my constituents to freeze to death so I could go to Cancun” motherfucker, but luckily he can be both. He’s just that big a motherfucker.