Seth Rogen

Seth Rogen


I... Tweet!!!!!!

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COME MEET ME IN LA!! I’ll be super nice. I promise. Enter here:

Just saw a kid in a t-shirt that said “Breaking Hearts and Blasting Farts” and I gave him a respectful nod.

TikTok taps in to the same addictive feeling that endlessly flipping channels gave me as a kid, but back then it was like mostly re-runs of The A Team, and now it’s a body builder eating raw a goat’s head telling me that CERN is creating new realities every time they use it.

Dear god man I’m noticing you! Stop! You don’t have to proceed to the next holes!

I made these vases… and I’m giving them away for free because I’m tired of people asking me how they can get my vases.

If you live in Vancouver, today is the day to VOTE!

In 2024…The SAUSAGE PARTY continues!!!!!!!!!

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Anyone want to see how much anti-semitism is thriving right now, just check the hashtag #TheNoticing 

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Again, if they’re doing this to old white men ON camera, imagine what the fuck is happening off camera.

I invented a rolling tray.

Humans had a pretty good run.

The idea that Nazis and people who oppose Nazis are somehow equatable is the most batshit fucking crazy shit I've ever fucking heard.

Sliding in to @DonaldJTrumpJr  DMs to remind him his father is a sexual predator like:

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I find that a lot of stupid people hide behind big words and flowery vocabulary, and a lot of smart people aren’t afraid to use basic language to get their ideas across in an easy to understand way. Also I’m stoned on the toilet right now.

I think @SenTedCruz  is desperately trying to rebrand from the “inspired a deadly insurrection” motherfucker to the “left my constituents to freeze to death so I could go to Cancun” motherfucker, but luckily he can be both. He’s just that big a motherfucker.

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