Seth Rogen

Seth Rogen

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@hunterw  @Hilar4CharityGame  on!!! Raise one dollar for every follower you have @Hilar4Charityfor  and I’ll make you the vase of your dreams!! (And you’ll provide 4000 hours of in home care for those who need it!)

It’s because of your dumb show and the dumb guests you have on it.

Oh fuck. I was a huge fan of Norm Macdonald and I essentially ripped off his delivery when I first started acting. I would stay up specifically to watch him on talk shows. He was the funniest guest of all time. We lost a comedy giant today. One of the the all time greats. RIP.

Our films and movies literally would not exist without our crews, and our crews deserve better.

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Vases come to those who deserve them.

This sexy motherfucker is finally back in stock at !

I’ve been working incredibly hard on a podcast and the first episode is available today!!!!! Aaahh!

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The second episode of my podcast is out now. Listen wherever you listen to podcasts if you do in fact listen to podcasts!

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My pod (cool way of saying podcast) is out now and I personally am very proud of it and think you’ll love it!


Again, if they’re doing this to old white men ON camera, imagine what the fuck is happening off camera.

They did this shit on Saturday so we could get fuuuuuuuuuucked up.

Always be more critical of the people upholding the racist system than the ones who are fighting against it.

Pineapple Express is back on Netflix. Watch the film the way we intended: on your couch while smoking weed.

Humans had a pretty good run.

I’ve been tagged by dozens of people saying I look like this dog and I couldn’t be more flattered.

This isn’t a Twitter “feud.” @tedcruz  tried to overthrow our government. He inspired a deadly mob to storm the Capitol. And I think that deserves ridicule. So fuck him.

Almost ten years I go, I envisioned having my own weed company. And today I can say that my company Houseplant's weed will be available in California next week! Also, Houseplant is making lovely Housegoods like ashtrays, lighters, and YES, even ceramics.

The notion that weed is a problematic “drug” is rooted in racism. It’s insane that Team USA would disqualify one of this country’s most talented athletes over thinking that’s rooted in hatred. It’s something they should be ashamed of. Also if weed made you fast, I’d be FloJo.

I find that a lot of stupid people hide behind big words and flowery vocabulary, and a lot of smart people aren’t afraid to use basic language to get their ideas across in an easy to understand way. Also I’m stoned on the toilet right now.