Seth Rogen

Seth Rogen


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“You think people are still gonna be wearing suits in two years from now?!?” - my dad just now.

I invented a rolling tray.

This is a car lighter in a block of green marble.

This and stuff like it is available here if you’re interested in that stuff:

@Casey  @LAPDWestLADude  I’ve lived here for over 20 years. You’re nuts haha. It’s lovely here. Don’t leave anything valuable in it. It’s called living in a big city.

#TheMitchellsVsTheMachines was by far my favorite animated film of the year. The risks taken both visually and narratively were remarkable! And they worked! If you vote for things, vote for this film!

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These pants came up on a sponsored ad for me and I can’t stop laughing.

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COME MEET ME IN LA!! I’ll be super nice. I promise. Enter here:

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Again, if they’re doing this to old white men ON camera, imagine what the fuck is happening off camera.

Humans had a pretty good run.

The idea that Nazis and people who oppose Nazis are somehow equatable is the most batshit fucking crazy shit I've ever fucking heard.

Sliding in to @DonaldJTrumpJr  DMs to remind him his father is a sexual predator like:

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I find that a lot of stupid people hide behind big words and flowery vocabulary, and a lot of smart people aren’t afraid to use basic language to get their ideas across in an easy to understand way. Also I’m stoned on the toilet right now.

I think @SenTedCruz  is desperately trying to rebrand from the “inspired a deadly insurrection” motherfucker to the “left my constituents to freeze to death so I could go to Cancun” motherfucker, but luckily he can be both. He’s just that big a motherfucker.

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