Elizabeth Windsor

Elizabeth Windsor


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Have placed Prince Harry on a temporary probation - between now and approximately the end of recorded time.

Boris Johnson on the phone. Says IKEA has delivered his new cabinet but there appears to be a wheel missing.

Coronavirus aside, WTAF attends a ‘UK Bus Conference’ anyway?

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Dear Madonna. This is how to wear a cape without falling over. Regards, The Queen. #MadgeDown 

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Tomorrow we shall be taking the King of Spain on a trip in a glass bottomed boat so he can inspect the Spanish Armada.

Good morning to everyone except members of Parliament.

Ok people. Summer's over. Back to work. We've all got jobs. This isn't France.

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