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Harry, just at the moment, when there are one or two more important issues in the world than you, please, for the love of all that’s holy, shut up. Love, Granny.
#Eurovision is cancelled this year, but thankfully the BBC are broadcasting a special programme to remind us all what an odd bunch of people the Europeans are.
Tomorrow we shall be taking the King of Spain on a trip in a glass bottomed boat so he can inspect the Spanish Armada.