Elizabeth Windsor

Elizabeth Windsor


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The UK’s Covid-19 track and trace capability currently involves an ankle tag on Dominic Cummings.

Harry, just at the moment, when there are one or two more important issues in the world than you, please, for the love of all that’s holy, shut up. Love, Granny.

Happy Birthday to One, Happy Birthday to One, Happy Birthday One’s Majesty, Happy Birthday to One! #QueensBirthday  #94Today  #StillReigning 

Not sure it’s wise of President Macron to describe Coronavirus as a ‘war’. The French don’t have the best track record in that sort of thing.

#Eurovision is cancelled this year, but thankfully the BBC are broadcasting a special programme to remind us all what an odd bunch of people the Europeans are.

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Dear Madonna. This is how to wear a cape without falling over. Regards, The Queen. #MadgeDown 

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Tomorrow we shall be taking the King of Spain on a trip in a glass bottomed boat so he can inspect the Spanish Armada.

Ok people. Summer's over. Back to work. We've all got jobs. This isn't France.

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