(FICTION/SATIRE) The books: https://t.co/5zI2OdVRBm Merchandise: https://t.co/72KzSq6AYG and https://t.co/6D0rDykX2y
Have placed Prince Harry on a temporary probation - between now and approximately the end of recorded time.
Boris Johnson on the phone. Says IKEA has delivered his new cabinet but there appears to be a wheel missing.
Tomorrow we shall be taking the King of Spain on a trip in a glass bottomed boat so he can inspect the Spanish Armada.