Chancellor of Germany, Chairwoman of the Christian Democratic Union, Member of the Bundestag, exasperated, not panicking, parody. email@example.com
Brussels update: @vonderleyen won’t let him have the cake. Risk of red wine spillage 30%.
Downgraded Brexit from Free Again to Mutant Strain #merkelratings
Hi @BorisJohnson shall we extend the transition period today or would you rather do your last minute thing on that as well?
Happy Brexmas my dear British friends. May your fish be plentiful and your export declarations correctly certified. #FroheWeihnachten
So, the kids are finally leaving home. They’ve messed up the house, called us names and got into fights, but we still love them. Time to do your own laundry and learn how to use the microwave, my British friends. X
Don’t want to piss on your parade @BorisJohnson but if this track and trace system is really world class, how come it took 8 weeks to figure out your chief adviser was at the wrong end of the country?
Fucks sake I’m going to have a lot more time for tweeting #merkelquarantine