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Happy Anniversary to my beautiful bride and hero ⁦@MeganOMullally⁩ - 15 years married after she gave me a 3-year trial period! #YouMaySayImADreamer
#ButImNotTheOnlyOne
You made me feel welcome but the company seemed reluctant to shake my hand after that performance 🤔
@pattonoswalt Hahaa we look like we’re in Jr. High! Thank you sincerely for being so nice to me that week and allowing me to chant to Nyarlathotep with you 🙏🏼
These are mighty impressive
Um. I think you mean actors from Will and Grace and Community?
I thank you kindly and salute your pun ✊🏼 🔨
Oh, look, here is some good medicine in the form of love: HEARTS BEAT LOUD is now available on @iTunes Get it now ➡https://t.co/oNyqX8oPDR
I do have more thoughts on Field of Dreams
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