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Dear @AjitPaiFCC , I noticed your Pyramid of Greatness and thought it felt strange in your office, given your stance. So I went to see Ron Swanson to ask if he’d care to weigh in & he dictated the below to me 🇺🇸
THANK YOU @ChicagoTheatre for tonight we will #FlyTheW #FullBush #HugBeforePunch #iLoveYou
Happy Happy Birthday to my astonishingly hilarious, perspicacious & beautiful bride!
🐰🐰#HappyClub🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰🐰

Y@MeganOMullally@nancyandbethOU WITCH ME YET 😍
Happiest of birthdays to the sagacious spinner of irresistible yarns @neilhimself ❤️👻🦉😈
NEW YORK THE CITY some seats remain at the handsome @BeaconTheatre tomorrow night 11/11 @nycomedyfest
JOIN @cornmo & myself for & #japes
#whimsy#FullBushhttps://t.co/2J3sGV4XBS
@Whitesboots @Calton_Cases @cornmo
BUFFALO warm thy self at our wild rumpus this eve!! #MirthEnsues #FullBush @SheasBFLO @cornmo
NASHVILLE i just found out our show is going to be better than the CMA’s - so crazy - some tickets remain 7:30 pm @tpac @cornmo
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