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‘You could always fuck off.’ (Alan Clark, 28-99)
It’s not my bush.
May (1963 onwards)

‘The window, my sorrow’

(Total arse, 2018)
Post-Brexit restrictions on the free movement of football mean it can now never come home.
Football’s buggered off.
Either way, really.
Disappointed that it’s taken me so long to discover this place. Best fry-up in years.
#ArmySizedPortions
J May (1963 - ?)

‘Rural view with ingress of garden sprinkler’

(Move to trash, 2018)
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