Matthew Zeitlin

Matthew Zeitlin


Reporter. Have written for places — buzzfeed, slate, medium, the nation, vox, the new republic — and would like to write for you. matthew.zeitlin@gmail.com

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Literally the whole algorithmically generated timeline is Andrew Y*ng b*dega content

sorry to be a "norms" guy but it's crazy that trump and biden are just not going to meet or speak to each other at all

thinking about making a "jefferson's bible" of goodfellas with no violence so I can just play it on a loop in my home at all hours, just guys hanging out, eating, driving places.

"it's just name recognition! he's only doing this to build an audience for his new media venture!"

The coolest thing Apple does is that if for some reason you’ve deleted the music app from your iPhone you can’t play anything through a lightning cable

Everytime I open this app I see a willy bodega tweet, I’m in a hell of my own making

Very fitting that the Trump team spent election night literally yelling at the TV

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One way to think about social distancing is that to contribute to a great national cause in World War II you had to, like, die face down in the muck on some tiny pacific island, now you can literally stay at home, watch the sopranos or that Netflix dating show and be a hero

The entire world found out on accident that you can eliminate poverty by giving people money and now seems determined to forget it

The governor of Massachusetts worked with local rich guy and the Chinese government because he couldn’t trust the Feds not to take their masks

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Both Nate Silver and Harry Enten have said “personally” that it’s over and yet ABC and CNN won’t call it

one interesting thing about the "everyone i've dated sucks" genre of writing is that there's an, uh, possibly confounding variable at play

It’s amazing how Trump is explicitly accusing Biden of using PEDs and Kanye West is running an explicit third party spoiler campaign with the help of Republican operatives and it’s just kinda weird background noise

still don't understand what the task force actually did besides come up with guidelines that states can just ignore with the president's blessing

My enduring gratitude to the French people for conforming to the broadest national stereotypes during this trying time

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trump's debate prep must be going great if the campaign and his media allies' storylines today are 1. he has a transmitter 2. he's on drugs 3. he got the questions in advance

Feels like a lot of plans were made (open disneyworld, nba bubble, schools) with the assumption cases would be falling or even the disease was fully suppressed and it’s not and they’re just pushing through with it

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