Senior editor, @TVGuideMagazine. Formerly of @EW & @YahooEnt. Bylines: Vulture, https://t.co/ocsmjv7Rvx, NYT. Only person to have slipped on a banana peel—twice.
Me to the packaging on the new mattress protector telling me that putting it on is a two-person job:
Note to whoever would handle this on a set: don't make it look like an established couple is texting each other for the first time ever (repeatedly).
I still like to imagine George Carlin as my guardian angel when things go wrong. Is that weird?
One advantage of being alone on my birthday is getting to order a pizza with pineapple* and onions. *I don’t do it often (once a year?), but I don’t hate it
If you can’t be with someone on their birthday, I recommend this: my sister wrote down 10 of her favorite memories of us. ❤️
I haven’t been able to meet my 6-month-old nephhorse Hawkeye yet. Look at those eyes 😍
Belated birthday angel food cake cooling. (That bottle of Nero d’Avola served me well.)
Simone Biles just did a beam dismount no one’s ever done before.
My favorite memory covering #GameOfThrones : a Season 3 chat with Nikolaj Coster-Waldau for when he dialed Gwendoline Christie on a second phone & put us both on speaker so we could discuss their favorite moments working together #TheFinalEpisode #GOTFinale