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A very Happy Evening to all Levantines, and indeed to all people resident in the Eastern Mediterranean coastal areas
One of the horses is called MANUEL after my dear friend Andrew Sachs. Bless him.

If you are an Australian citizen do the right thing and vote for him here.
https://t.co/LldiQbRkdD
Voting closes Sunday night Oz time!

Wouldn’t it be great to see Manuel salute…. Better than Dragonfly?
There’s a strange horse race in Australia where the Oz public vote online for the participants.

It’s called the ALL STAR MILE.
MSNBC just gave a precise explanation of Trump's thinking:

'He views The Rule of Law as presidential harassment'

To comprehend this, remember Trump's life is built on the premise that there are no rules that apply to him.

He even cheats at golf

Everything follows from that
Albert Finney is gone...

The Best.

But more than our greatest actor...

What the Germans call "Ein Mensch"
Without Rupert Murdoch's Fox News Donald Trump would not be President

The same Murdoch now wants to renege on the agreement he made when he was allowed to buy the Times and the Sunday Times

He wants to reduce their 'editorial independence'

Should we trust him ?

May would.....
I watched video of the Intelligence chiefs disagreeing with Trump's assessment of foreign policy risks.

Now Trump says that those same Intelligence chiefs told him they were misquoted by the media

Does this mean they were misquoting themselves while they were actually speaking?
Why are LA tomatoes so flavourless ?

Three years ago in Sofia I asked a waiter why Bulgarian tomatoes taste so wonderful

" Our farmers can't afford fertilisers " he explained

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Piers Morgan writes that I didn't recognise him in a restaurant in New York.I did.I just didn't want to speak to someone I truly detest
So, here is the News this morning. The Leader of the Free World is now completely unhinged, but we can't do anything at all about it because he has rock solid support from racists, and all the very rich Republicans who badly need another tax cut

And now, the weather...
One should never forget the first principle of the old KGB

" Always accuse your enemy of exactly what you are doing "
Yes I've heard this word. I think sociopaths use it in an attempt to discredit the notion of empathy
I try not to brag too much, but I have just heard wonderful news !

I made a speech recently at the Banqueting House in Westminster

Since then, the organisers have received a number of complaints from people who attended it

And...........they were ALL from Trump supporters !!
I would like 2016 to be the year when people remembered that science is a method of investigation,and NOT a belief system
So...we have an ignorant, ego-obsessed, impetuous, vengeful child in charge of the "Free World" and nobody can do anything about it, because 40% of Americans think he's a hero

Happy Christmas and Welcome to the End of the World !!

Cue song: " Always look on....etc,etc "
Dear Twits
I wish you all a Happy Christ's Birthday Anniversary, regardless of your culture, class, religious orientation, sexual preference, or race, provided only that you don't vote next year for the delusional five-year-old currently destroying everything I love about the USA
I see Fox News is doing its best to defend Moore,by discrediting women who are coming forward with allegations of disgusting sexual behaviour. I was expecting the Fox people to do a better job of it though, given that they've had so much practice in the last few months.
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