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Rebel Clown. I cry tequila tears & use weed as perfume. Host of the Sharp Tongue podcast. IG & Snapchat: @JessimaePeluso. See me live:http://Jessimae.com

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have you subscribed to the sharp tongue podcast yet if you haven t then get on it you never know what you migh
Have you subscribed to the Sharp Tongue podcast yet? If you haven't then get on it, you never know what you might hear!

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get to your bunker because weedsday starts in 15 minutes see you on fb or ig live
Get to your bunker because Weedsday starts in 15 minutes! See you on FB or IG live!
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it s weedsday set your alarms because at 7pm pt 10 pm et i ll be sparking up and answering your questions on f
IT'S WEEDSDAY!!! Set your alarms because at 7pm PT/10 pm ET I'll be sparking up and answering your questions on FB & IG live to raise awareness and charity for @Hilar4Charity and @alzassociation!
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if you want to go from a b cup to a c cup then watch this video also watch it if you don t check out the full
If you want to go from a B Cup to a C Cup then watch this video. Also, watch it if you don't. Check out the full episode with @Dustin_Ybarra on YouTube!
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do the right thing subscribe rate and review sharp tongue on apple podcasts so you never miss an episode and s
Do the right thing. Subscribe, rate, and review Sharp Tongue on Apple Podcasts so you never miss an episode and subscribe on YouTube for FULL video episodes!

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if you want to feel like a slice of butter melting on top of a big ol pile of flapjacks then join me for weeds
If you want to feel like a slice of butter melting on top of a big ol pile of flapjacks then join me for WEEDSDAY on Wednesday at 7pm PT/10pm ET. And if you don't, join me anyway! I'll be blazing up and answering questions in the name of charity. Amen. 🌲💜🌲
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holy hell 2 outta three aint bad
HOLY HELL 2 OUTTA THREE AINT BAD
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my next guests on sharp tongue are comedians and tweet us your questions with and we ll answer some on the sho
My next guests on Sharp Tongue are comedians @funnybrad and @EddieIfft! Tweet us your questions with #STPQs and we'll answer some on the show!
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in other news i just washed and dried my clothes w o realizing i had left a few fish oil pills in one of my po
In other news: I just washed and dried my clothes w/o realizing I had left a few fish oil pills in one of my pockets. So now all my clothes smell like stank puss.🐠 #KillinIt #MondayMotivation

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i m always 3 things cold hungry and right
I'm always 3 things: cold, hungry and right.
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if your man wears keds he s probably not gonna have your back in a street fight unless it s a dance fight
If your man wears Keds, he's probably not gonna have your back in a street fight. Unless it's a dance fight.
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i wanna be the kind of rich that allows me to be fed wild salmon by an eskimo child while his sister washes my
I wanna be the kind of rich that allows me to be fed wild salmon by an Eskimo child while his sister washes my feet w/polar bear tears.
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hello my name is inigo montoya you killed my father prepare to die famousmelaniatrumpquotes
"Hello, my name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die!" #FamousMelaniaTrumpQuotes
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in 2020 the new 10 bill will feature a woman and only be worth 737
In 2020, the new $10 bill will feature a woman and only be worth $7.37.
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if you re a woman who doesn t shave her armpits you re not a free spirit you re a misguided soul
If you're a woman who doesn't shave her armpits, you're not a free spirit, you're a misguided soul.
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absence makes the heart grow fonder unless you re just sick of the mother fcker
Absence makes the heart grow fonder. Unless you're just sick of the mother f*cker.
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if the queen b beyonce can get cheated on then what hope do i have
If the QUEEN B, Beyonce, can get cheated on then what hope do I have??
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if our comedians are going to lose work for doing saying something deemed offensive harmful so should our elec
If our comedians are going to lose work for doing/saying something deemed offensive/harmful so should our elected officials.
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shot out to all those girls doing the walk of shame in full costume right now
Shot out to all those girls doing the walk of shame in full costume right now.
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