Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson


I am a still small voice of calm and reason.

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I love Chelsea this year as much as I’ve loved them since 1970.

Simple survey suggests wasps are bad the further east you go.

James Maddison. Too long at the barber’s. Not enough time practicing football.

Know what you mean. Used to see incredible displays in Rome. Now? Nothing. So sad

I think Corfu is the most waspy place in the world

Quick question for everyone holidaying in the Med. How are the bastard wasps?

Hiding? I’m on a tennis court on holiday.

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If your A level results aren't joyous take comfort from the fact I got a C and two Us. And I have a Mercedes Benz.

A level results a bit rubbish? Don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and I’ve rented this place for the summer.

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If your A level results are disappointing, don't worry. I got a C and two Us, and I'm currently on a superyacht in the Med.

If you didn't get the right A level results, don't worry. I got a C and 2 Us, and my chef is preparing truffles for breakfast.

What a monumental twat this man is. I cannot wait for the day he goes to prison.

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