I am a still small voice of calm and reason.
I love Chelsea this year as much as I’ve loved them since 1970.
James Maddison. Too long at the barber’s. Not enough time practicing football.
Quick question for everyone holidaying in the Med. How are the bastard wasps?
A level results a bit rubbish? Don’t worry. I got a C and two Us and I’ve rented this place for the summer.
If your A level results are disappointing, don't worry. I got a C and two Us, and I'm currently on a superyacht in the Med.