Jeremy Clarkson

Jeremy Clarkson


I am a still small voice of calm and reason.

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Went Christmas shopping in Manchester this morning and everything cost £140.

I didn’t say I actually bought any of the things

Ah no but you see I’m from Yorkshire so in my mind, everything over £8 is a rip off.

If you could find a moment to check this out Crowdfunding to fund Anna's cancer treatment in New York on JustGiving

Congrats to @GretaThunberg  from the old dinosaur. I think her dream is unrealistic but it’s hers and it’s shared by millions of others

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If your A level results aren't joyous take comfort from the fact I got a C and two Us. And I have a Mercedes Benz.

If your A level results are disappointing, don't worry. I got a C and two Us, and I'm currently on a superyacht in the Med.

If you didn't get the right A level results, don't worry. I got a C and 2 Us, and my chef is preparing truffles for breakfast.

Many many thanks for all your support and encouragement over the years. So sad and sorry it's ended like this

What a monumental twat this man is. I cannot wait for the day he goes to prison.

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