JJ Watt

JJ Watt

Houston Texans #99

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Annual “can we please get NBA Playoff games to start earlier?” tweet...

It was a true privilege to work with Marie Tillman and @pattillmanfnd  over the last year to design these and make sure we honored Pat Tillman properly. All of my proceeds will be donated directly to @pattillmanfnd  Available tonight at midnight: #PT40 

GOALLLLLL!!!! @KealiaOhai  🔥🔥🔥

6:20am tee time this morning with the rookie @ZavenCollins . Yesterday we were leaving practice, he said “I’m gonna pick up breakfast on the way, what do you want?” I said “I like that, thank you” & told him my order. Today he shows up with no breakfast... What’s the punishment?

a good sport making up for forgetting breakfast. good on you @ZavenCollins  (text me your breakfast order @Nukdabomb  he’ll have it there after he drops mine off 😂)

Caufield has been an absolute playmaker since being added to the lineup. Great call by whoever suggested that. @CanadiensMTL 

The commentator in this Austria-North Macedonia game goes ALL IN when somebody scores. Gotta love it. #EURO2020 

Bucks HEATINNN UPPPP!!!! 🦌🦌🦌

every sport should do intros like hockey.


This headline is trash. Kealia Ohai (which is her name by the way, since you didn’t even bother to mention it) is incredible entirely on her own merit and deserves to be treated as such. Be better than this.

Houston, I wanted you to hear this directly from me...

A) don’t speak for me B) if you still think it’s about disrespecting the flag or our military, you clearly haven’t been listening

Aaron Donald is an absolutely incredible player. I love watching him play & he’s headed to the Hall of Fame without question. This has nothing to do with AD personally. This is me saying what my brother won’t. TJ played 1 less game and STILL led the NFL in every major category.

Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.

Do you know how long my mom woulda had us cleaning the house if there were going to be national TV cameras in our living room for the NFL Draft?

Can’t be true. Just can’t be. Truly truly horrific. Rest In Peace Kobe.

Kealia: I’ve heard people say CHEER on Netflix is really good, we should watch it. Me: I guess we can give it a shot. Me 2 episodes in: JERRY HARRIS IS THE HEART AND SOUL OF NAVARRO COLLEGE CHEERLEADING. IF HE DOESN’T MAKE THE MAT, I WILL RIOT.

I scroll through door dash for like an hour before I pick a restaurant man... You’re gonna have to give me a second to choose a new team and city.