it’s all nice on ice alright
For $500 I’ll dress like Wario and do whatever you want. $300 if it’s sexual.
History will remember this as our Mario phase, not as the COVID-19 epidemic.
Since we're all just stuck inside, why not share your favorite fact about anything ever. I'll start. Once, when Larry Bird was recovering from a back injury, he ate seven wedding cakes. He specifically ate wedding cakes because "Who would fuck up a wedding cake?"
I don't pray, but I'm doing whatever it is I do for John Prine.