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British weather predictably refuses to cooperate with the return of Test cricket #ENGvWI
I don't know why we are bothering to prevent #DonaldTrump coming to UK. If he thinks Paris is in Germany he'll get lost on the way anyway.
Police are concerned for the safety of this vulnerable man, Gavin Esler, 66, failed politician of no fixed abode. He was last seen wandering aimlessly around Islington, sobbing, shortly after midnight. If you see him, please inform @GuyVerhofstadt
My dear chap, you seem confused, let me explain. A ‘managed no deal’ is a situation where we can’t reach a deal with you, because you’re impossible, but we decide to work through it and around it, without giving you our cash. Is that easier to understand? Bless.
The old £1 coin not legal tender now but Poppy Sellers accept them. £450M in circulation. Imagine the benefit for our veterans? Please RT??
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