Hayes Brown

Hayes Brown

Socrates throwing verbal rocks at these mediocrities. Also Senior Reporter and Editor @BuzzFeedWorld. Thoughts mine. Tips: hayes.brown AT buzzfeed dot com

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The most terrifying part of today has been realizing just how many people for any multitude of reasons don’t realize how real this is yet

Everyone who manages to not catch this disease is going to emerge from this either completely broken from sitting in isolation or in like peak human physical condition from finally doing all those indoor exercises

Over the last few days, we hit the tipping point where instead of just the very online folks of Twitter going AHHHHHH, it’s also the locals on Facebook going AHHHHHH as people start to process that they won’t be working for a minute

Gotta wonder how it must feel to have finally, FINALLY gotten Brexit over the line...only for this to happen and suddenly be on the outside

the person behind the “lo-fi beats to chill/study to” playlist is going to be one of the wealthiest people in the country by the time this is all over

The idea of sending the “healthy” back to work falls apart when you take into account that we do not know who the healthy are because of the lack of testing

The entirety of any increase in my power bill next month will be from my opening and closing the fridge and freezer an average of once an hour

This was a good and fair read of everyone not in the federal government who got the run-up to the coronavirus outbreak in the US wrong

These Gut-Wrenching Photos Show What Happens When A Coronavirus Lockdown Backfires via @NishSwish 


Rep. Sean Patrick Maloney out here with that strong New York Irish cop energy as he gets Sondland to say clearly that the investigations Trump wanted would benefit Trump

guy who invented daylight savings time: and then in the fall you get an extra hour to sleep! us: wow yeah that sounds great him: [under his breath] and in exchange you get months of darknesss and sadness us: wait what? him: what?

Manti Te'o's girlfriend didn't not die for Deadspin to go out like this

GOD: [designing marsupials] ok ok. are u ready for this one? GOD: [holds up kangaroo] LOOK AT IT. ANGEL: stop. i can't. GOD: And... ANGEL: ??? GOD: IT'S GOT POCKETS ANGEL: STOP. WHAT.

Overlooked in all of this: KellyAnne Conway seems to think Inspector Gadget was an inspector of gadgets, not a gadget-filled inspector

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ANGEL: ok we've got death, childbirth, and strife, any other punishments for the humans GOD: i call it the "empty carbohydrate." they eat it and it will do nothing to fuel their body ANGEL: and it will taste terrible? GOD: it will be the center of their fucking world

Warner Bros. Your franchise is in shambles. Make Superman black. Destroy the internet. Do it. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Do it.

Honestly this story has everything: - rich people in trouble - proof you were right about Those Rich Kids at your college - prosecution under the RICO Act - a Balkan water polo coach - a chance to yell about systemic inequality - FULL HOUSE JOKES WHAT MORE COULD YOU ASK FOR.

Omfg. Bolivia, who called today's Syria meeting at the UN, holds up Colin Powell's 2003 picture, saying to remember that ISIS was the result

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Reading through the David Hale testimony now, as one does when this is now their life, and apparently Sec. Pompeo called Sean Hannity and told him to produce evidence of the stuff he was saying about Amb. Marie Yovanovitch

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