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And now I'm worrying that the sheer power draw for Twitter is a real problem and I should come off it to reduce my carbon footprint. Aaaaaand back to work.
In unrelated news a bad thing has happened and I am suffering a really profound urge to punch someone hard in the brain. Life, as the poet says, is what happens when 8bn people share a space rock and an appreciable percentage of them are wankers.
My dad is 88 today. He’ll be spending his birthday marching for a #PeoplesVote . . Mum never, ever allows herself to be photographed. She wanted to be in this picture because she’s marching too. cc @JonnyGeller #twitter #johnlecarr é
I do not understand how this recording can exist and Johnson still be PM. Have never understood it.
My son is four. We live in London. But this morning he was scared of America’s guns.
My GOD the amount of whining from the Brexit crowd about inevitable consequences of their win.
Many wrong things are said on the Internet. Few have capacity to astonish almost everyone who reads them.