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🗣️ "Hey babe, can I go to the footy match today?" 🗣️ "No, today its your turn to take care of the dog" 🗣️ "Say no more. I got this."
Troy Deeney on van Dijk: “I’ve said it many times. I hate going up against him. He’s too strong, too quick, too good on the ball, loves fighting, a good head of hair. Also he’s one of those guys who sprays on his top as well so he smells lovely.” 😂
Pep Guardiola when the cameras are on him and one of his players: