Author of 10 books. Writer of The Kennedys. Voice of Becky Butters. Writer Waffle the Wonderdog. Celeb Masterchef Champ. Won Mastermind. Excellent at conkers
Know this. We ordered a skip. And it arrived this morning. And now it is full and by Grabthar’s Hammer I FEEL ALIVE.
I see some Tories are calling for a sentence of ten years in jail if you scrawl paint on a monument (that can be washed off) Average sentence for rape is 8 years. Good to see they’re getting their priorities right.
I’m beyond appalled. Two gay women beaten up on a bus in Camden for refusing to kiss each other to entertain men. Whoever did this is absolute scum.
Hands up who thinks he announced 6 people in your garden to try and knock Cummings broke lockdown rules off the front page.
Rishi Sunak has 12 houses? YEAH BUT STARMER’S GOT A FIELD WITH SOME DONKEYS IN IT.