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He’s an old boiled cabbage sitting in a stinking, mouldy pan being stared at by a terrible waxwork of Liberace that’s melted.
I’m beyond appalled. Two gay women beaten up on a bus in Camden for refusing to kiss each other to entertain men. Whoever did this is absolute scum.
So in about a week, Boris Johnson is going to be the Prime Minister of the UK. I was at University with him. If you’d told me in 1988 this was going to happen I’d have said there was more chance of our great nation being led by a drunk horse. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE
Oh my goodness. Michael Gove has said people who have to use food banks have only got themselves to blame. Actually GASPED reading this.
Imagine if Caroline Lucas got the same amount of coverage the BBC give Farage. IMAGINE THAT.
Reminder: Tommy Robinson’s first conviction was for hitting a policeman who was trying to stop him beating up his girlfriend.