Emma Kennedy

Emma Kennedy

Author of 10 books. Writer of The Kennedys. Voice of Becky Butters. Writer Waffle the Wonderdog. Celeb Masterchef Champ. Won Mastermind. Excellent at conkers

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Why do you think this has come from her? It’s clearly from them.

He’s the dictionary definition of “pathetic"

And she’s still not going for a drink with you. I literally can’t wait for them to sue you to hell and back.

Quite enjoying the RW types who’ve been furiously screaming about Harry and Meghan and public money now furiously screaming about them earning a living. Make your minds up lads.

@KatyFBrand  It’s quite something watching someone collapse under their own bile and bitterness but Poo Moogan has revealed himself utterly on this.

He’s an old boiled cabbage sitting in a stinking, mouldy pan being stared at by a terrible waxwork of Liberace that’s melted.

He’s wanted to get out for over a decade. Everyone’s conveniently forgetting this.

He seemed very happy the other day. Good luck to them. I’m sure their lives will be vastly improved.

This tweet is libellous. Good luck.


In two hours the UK economy has lost $350 BILLION. That’s equivalent to 40 years of EU contributions.

It will never fail to amaze me that America is willing to pay for an imaginary Space Force in an imaginary Space War but thinks free healthcare for all is absolute madness.

I’m beyond appalled. Two gay women beaten up on a bus in Camden for refusing to kiss each other to entertain men. Whoever did this is absolute scum.

There was a vote today in the EU Parliament calling for Iran to release British national Nazanin Zachary-Ratcliffe. The @brexitparty_uk  MEPs abstained. May shame rain down on them forever.

So in about a week, Boris Johnson is going to be the Prime Minister of the UK. I was at University with him. If you’d told me in 1988 this was going to happen I’d have said there was more chance of our great nation being led by a drunk horse. GOOD LUCK EVERYONE

Oh my goodness. Michael Gove has said people who have to use food banks have only got themselves to blame. Actually GASPED reading this.

Concentration camps for gays in Chechnya, death by stoning for gays in Brunei. Don’t tell me there should be “debates” in the media as to whether children should be taught we exist.

Imagine if Caroline Lucas got the same amount of coverage the BBC give Farage. IMAGINE THAT.

Reminder: Tommy Robinson’s first conviction was for hitting a policeman who was trying to stop him beating up his girlfriend.

Do you know, by now, I am baffled by sensible people still thinking Brexit is going to be amazing. Utterly baffled. Every single govt analysis has concluded it’s going to be shit. What in the name of HELL are you voting for?