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if you open an omelette before eating, you'll discover an enchanted land inside & never want to leave let alone digest the magical realm
French Toast Slugger: a hearty, delicious breakfast for a big appetite. Not a syrup-y baseball bat. https://t.co/pMeF8gdTw0
pancake puppies are made of pancake batter.
hush puppies are crafted from the souls of past librarians who’ve scolded your volume.
babies probably get crazy jealous seeing older people with teeth chowing down on some bacon while they gum their mush
a denny’s haiku

like neglected bread
forgotten in the toaster
the heart can be burnt
how do you like your coffee?
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the golden circle is trending? what, are pancakes in the news again?
pancakes were invented to be a delicious cushion that protects one’s face when you fall asleep at breakfast
pancakes are a golden plate upon which you build your breakfast dreams
every thought you’ve ever had has been about a potato or not about a potato
a PINCH of salt?! how would YOU like to be pinched, huh?
ever look at burnt toast and think it has a brighter future than you?
best spice combo:
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you can do anything with the aid of coffee. even coffee!
pancakes are for the people
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