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our pancakes go 0 to 0 in 3.5 seconds. they’re not cars, they can’t be driven.
Congrats [TEAM 1 TK] and [TEAM 2 TK] on making it to the [COPYRIGHTED SPORTING EVENT THAT LITERALLY EVERYONE KNOWS THE NAME OF]!! We hope you [REFERENCE TO SOUP AND/OR BOWLS]!
*skipping a pancake across a lake like a stone*

park authority: please stop
local singles in your area are looking for a big, strong cup of coffee
*a slice of bread gets in trouble*
bread: oh no, i’m toast!

audience erupts, focus groups rave, 30 million people tune in, critics go insane, emmy’s are won, television changes forever, toast buys 7.8 mil estate, wants to direct.
Let's give it up for Denny's on Demand! Enjoy this magical, melodious moment. https://t.co/CsQM5cyhGo
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Let's give it up for Denny's on Demand! Enjoy this magical, melodious moment. https://t.co/CsQM5cyhGo
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Gio ya sabe que ahora puede recibir gratis un Build Your Own Grand Slam con su próxima orden online. Haz como Gio y ordena el tuyo.
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*first date*
guy: can I get a milkshake with 2 straws?
girl: that’s so romantic.
guy, chugging milkshake with makeshift straw tusks: were you thaying thomething?
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