Denny's

Denny's


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On the 2nd Day of December my Denny’s gave to me: A pair of festive socks for my feet. But I had to comment below with a pic of my boring old socks if I wanted a chance at owning em. For official rules visit

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Life isn’t a highway because then there’d be “denny’s next left” billboards everywhere.

When life gives you eggs make eggonade.

Mom: Who would like to give the ranch blessing? Everyone: *stares at the Ranch Dressing* Ranch Dressing: *avoids eye contact with everyone*

Turkey dressing on Thanksgiving? Check. Bacon stripping on Thanksgiving? Weird, but okay.

How many clowns can fit in one of our diner booths? 12.5.

Well Known Idioms: A booth in the hand is worth two in the bush. A booth off the old block. Don’t throw booths in glass houses. Waiting for the other booth to drop. Booth ‘em if you got ‘em. Don’t look a gift booth in the mouth.

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congrats to all the nomnominees for the #BBMAs : BTS Panic! At the Diner Imagine Drinks Spoon 5 Pan+Cake as a (b)rand we mus(t) remain unbia(s)ed.

find cute baby from viral video and bring him to Denny’s … ✅

(•_•) <) )╯ PAN / \ \(•_•) ( (> CAKES / \ (•_•) <) )> PLS / \

Her: he’s probably thinking about other girls… Him: i am egg

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chicken strips. rt if you agree

rt if your best friend is a bread

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