I am a sports columnist for the Tallahassee Democrat. I'm the assistant sports editor of THE Seminole Headlines. Also. I have no hair.
Braves are 0-4. They've scored eight runs in four games, seven of those on HRs. One on a check-swing groundout. I'm not sure they have a hit with a RISP yet. And the pen looks to be ... not great. Other than that, a terrific start to this thing.
Your Tom Landry suit better be in the trunk. Otherwise this whole thing is an enormous failure.
Just for perspective on earlier tweet: Saturday's Iron Bowl will be just the sixth time, ever, Auburn and Alabama are both ranked in Top 10. ... FSU-UF did it 12 straight times. What a decade. Yeesh.