The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
I don’t mean to be a conspiracy theorist but the Nobel Prize for chemistry always seems to go to a scientist.
Movie pitch: Millenials buy a house that turns out to be haunted, but they're just grateful they were able to afford something in a good school district.
President Trump didn’t pardon the whole turkey, just the white meat.
Look, I’m not perfect but at least my obituary won’t say, “and in 2019, he defunded the Special Olympics.”