Conan O'Brien

Conan O'Brien

The voice of the people. Sorry, people.

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Scientists have detected an unexplainable radio signal coming from space. In other words, now even God has a podcast.

This week on my podcast, @JuddApatow  and I discussed serious issues like insecurity, decay, and bundt cakes.

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Today, I bashed people on Twitter, ate junk food and went to a strip club. How did you celebrate “President’s Day”?

DC just announced the title for their next sequel, "Joker: Steeper Stairs"

Forget cars, is anyone working on a self-driving government?

Just bought a white noise machine which only plays sounds of Joe Biden reading TV guide recaps of Succession.


I'm ready for the all-female reboot of America.

President Trump didn’t pardon the whole turkey, just the white meat.

Trump is already tweeting that Black Friday is the most ungrateful of all the Fridays.

Look, I’m not perfect but at least my obituary won’t say, “and in 2019, he defunded the Special Olympics.”

Someone is suing Canada Dry Ginger Ale because it contains no ginger, so I’d like to formally announce my lawsuit against Panda Express.

It's smart of Trudeau to hold the election before Halloween, I mean why even tempt yourself?

Trump’s plan to save the environment is to arm the trees with pollution.

Donald Trump’s inauguration is expected to be the most costly in US history. And that’s not even factoring in the money.

Trump was right about running the government like one of his businesses - the employees don’t get paid.

New drinking game: drink every time you feel anxious and sad.