The voice of the people. Sorry, people.
Hey Pixar— Don’t know if you’ve paid attention for the past year, but I don’t need another reason to cry.
My New Year’s Resolution is to drink more, put on weight and use more reverse psychology.
Now Trump is asking Georgia to find a 7th season of Schitt's Creek.
Now what am I supposed to do with my 89 million Parler followers?
I didn't want to use the word "Orwellian" in a tweet until I was confident that I could use it properly, so here goes: Orwellian would be a cool name for a horse.
President Trump didn’t pardon the whole turkey, just the white meat.
Look, I’m not perfect but at least my obituary won’t say, “and in 2019, he defunded the Special Olympics.”