Comfortably Smug

Comfortably Smug


My Interests: Finance, Whiskey, Politics, Books, Food, Meeting Strangers #altcenter

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People are always surprised in meetings to hear I get 500-1000 DMs daily. Why the hell do you think I had to hire @MatthewFoldi  ?

Awful. Foldi is a terrible assistant. But I still see the potential there.

@imillhiser  Hahahahahahahahahaha This still doesn't come close to explaining how fucked you Libs are I hope your cell in Gitmo is to your liking, Milhouse

If you surrender now the minions may have mercy

HAHAHAHAAHAHHA Minions making these clowns surrender daily

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Holy shit Dem senators sent a letter to the prosecutor in Ukraine last year Asking them to... wait for it... investigate Trump.

It took a while, but finally humans became dumb enough to teach robots how to use guns

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What a time to be alive “The woman suing Hunter Biden for paternity was a stripper at a Washington, DC, club he frequented around the time he was dating his brother’s widow, sources told The Post.”

They will remember everything we did to them And they will kill us all. Every last man, woman, and child. My God.

VIDEO: George HW Bush and Ronald Reagan in 1980 debate fighting over who would be more compassionate to children of undocumented immigrants

Humans definitely won't regret creating robot snakes with lasers on their heads

Tfw you're a baby Arctic fox and see a camera for the very first time

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