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Like Guy Goma, except long term. (Work ≠ this)

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Class action lawsuit on behalf of public transport users against Apple Inc. ("Apple" or the "Company") for making those fucking leaky earbuds.
No More Nails should be called "No, More Nails". That's my relatable content thought for today, hope you found it relatable.
Heard a guy talking about Belgian whistles.

"A basic website costs 10k, or 25k upwards if you want all the Belgian whistles," he said.

Belgian whistles.
Liking the M&S "trying to hold it together at the office party" range.
@youngvulgarian My stock advice goes: journalists do things the reader can't do (such as speaking to important people or being dazzlingly clever) or they do things reader doesn't want to do (such as poring through dull papers or doorstepping the recently bereaved).
[To the tune of Vengabus]

The icebox plums were eaten.
A delicious lack of heating.
You were saving them for breakfast.
But I ate them at their freshest.

The icebox plums were eaten.
Coldness made them sweeten.
They were packed with Vitamin C.
This is just to say, forgive me.
Imagine all the crazy, racist shit Hillary would've been tweeting tho.
I've also just found the state-of-the-art intro graphic: https://t.co/5OyBh1lCwD
Weird to think we now have more words written about Trump, a central casting simpleton egotist, than about any other human, with the possible exception of Jesus.
"Journalism can never be silent: that is its greatest virtue and its greatest fault. It must speak, and speak immediately, while the echoes of wonder, the claims of triumph and the signs of horror are still in the air."
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